Cleaning The Cobra Pit, Chuck Norris Style!

Feuer Frei! · 04-07-11, 12:39 AM

This guy's a maniac!

I mean seriously, how carefree is this guy?
Watch especially at 0:56!!!

CCIP · 04-07-11, 12:49 AM

I like how there's 20 of them in the other corner, just sitting there glaring at him, following his every movement. That sight alone would've scared the piss out of me...

Gargamel · 04-07-11, 12:52 AM

That is either the dumbest man ever... or the dumbest snakes....

He's even talking smack to them........

As one commenter said, he is less than a god, but more than a man....

Oberon · 04-07-11, 06:47 AM

That is...insane. I mean, Steve Irwin multiplied by fifteen thousand.

Those cobras are REAL pissed. I wonder how many times that guy has been bitten.

Dowly · 04-07-11, 06:54 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 04-07-11, 10:21 AM

They could've had their venom sacs removed

, or if I had to do that job it'd be early morning before they've warmed up - but I'd still not use my hands! And I'd wear boots!

mookiemookie · 04-07-11, 10:35 AM

Cobra pit? Why do they need a cobra PIT? Why does such a nightmare-inducing thing exist?

Growler · 04-07-11, 11:50 AM

Saw this in my FB feed.

I have not seen a more calm, collected, utterly casual manifestation of sheer testicular fortitude than this dude.

If you gotta clean up after 'em, I guess you just gotta do it with attitude - and style.

CCIP · 04-07-11, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Cobra pit? Why do they need a cobra PIT? Why does such a nightmare-inducing thing exist?

So parents can bring their kids to the zoo and say "THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!"

Hey, maybe that's how that guy ended up there

AVGWarhawk · 04-07-11, 12:34 PM

These are all very old cobras. This is the retirment pit for aging cobras. They have lost their teeth. Plus, their speed just ain't what it used to be.

Oberon · 04-07-11, 02:07 PM

*animal welfare hat on*

To be fair, that pit is a pretty horrid place to keep cobras and especially in that large a number, it's a little like something out of an ancient Egyptian pyramid trap from Indiana Jones. The cobras are also likely sleepy thus their reaction times are lower than if they were alert and hunting, and they have most likely had their teeth broken and/or had their venom ducts cut.
I don't like how he handled those snakes, I happen to like snakes myself and have a lot of respect for them...but...

*animal welfare hat off*

He's got steel balls I'll give him that, and I think those Cobras didn't know what the hell to do about it.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-07-11, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Cobra pit? Why do they need a cobra PIT? Why does such a nightmare-inducing thing exist?

It used to be the bunny pit but goddamn PETA activists kept going in and freeing the bunnies. So now we have a cobra pit. Two birds and one stone and all that.

NeonSamurai · 04-07-11, 02:15 PM

They are defanged, or that guy would have been dead. Particularly the way he was handling them. Doesn't take much balls to go into a cobra pit when the cobras can't hurt you.

TLAM Strike · 04-07-11, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Cobra pit? Why do they need a cobra PIT? Why does such a nightmare-inducing thing exist?

Pictured: Cobra Pit

CCIP · 04-07-11, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Pictured: Cobra Pit

You know, when I first saw the thread pop up on the forum, that's what I thought it was gonna be about - some macho Army flyer cleaning out an AH-1 cockpit with roundhouse kicks or something

04-07-11, 12:39 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Cleaning The Cobra Pit, Chuck Norris Style! This guy's a maniac! I mean seriously, how carefree is this guy? Watch especially at 0:56!!! __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

04-07-11, 12:49 AM	#2
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	I like how there's 20 of them in the other corner, just sitting there glaring at him, following his every movement. That sight alone would've scared the piss out of me... __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

04-07-11, 12:52 AM	#3
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	That is either the dumbest man ever... or the dumbest snakes.... He's even talking smack to them........ As one commenter said, he is less than a god, but more than a man.... __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

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04-07-11, 06:47 AM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	That is...insane. I mean, Steve Irwin multiplied by fifteen thousand. Those cobras are REAL pissed. I wonder how many times that guy has been bitten.

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04-07-11, 11:50 AM	#8
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Saw this in my FB feed. I have not seen a more calm, collected, utterly casual manifestation of sheer testicular fortitude than this dude. If you gotta clean up after 'em, I guess you just gotta do it with attitude - and style. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

04-07-11, 12:34 PM	#10
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	These are all very old cobras. This is the retirment pit for aging cobras. They have lost their teeth. Plus, their speed just ain't what it used to be. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-07-11, 02:07 PM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	animal welfare hat on To be fair, that pit is a pretty horrid place to keep cobras and especially in that large a number, it's a little like something out of an ancient Egyptian pyramid trap from Indiana Jones. The cobras are also likely sleepy thus their reaction times are lower than if they were alert and hunting, and they have most likely had their teeth broken and/or had their venom ducts cut. I don't like how he handled those snakes, I happen to like snakes myself and have a lot of respect for them...but... animal welfare hat off He's got steel balls I'll give him that, and I think those Cobras didn't know what the hell to do about it.

04-07-11, 02:15 PM	#13
NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	They are defanged, or that guy would have been dead. Particularly the way he was handling them. Doesn't take much balls to go into a cobra pit when the cobras can't hurt you. __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff