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Lucky Jack
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The other day I was out on my deck with my wife sipping a martini. I said, "I love you." My wife turned to me and asked if that was me talking or the martini. I said it was me and I was talking to the martini.
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Dean Martin would be proud of you.
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It's nice to have priorities...
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The Old Man
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Well done.
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ba bum bum che<-Drums
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![]() ![]() I was out in the garden with my missus drinking a dark rum and I asked her what she would like for her birthday present and she replied "A widows pension" ![]() |
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The Old Man
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Oh no Jimbuna, your one of those one uppers!
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Lucky Jack
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And that's why you slept on the couch.
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At least he got that much.
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At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty. |
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The Frau and I recently celebrated our anniversary. Being the romantic type, I asked her where she wanted to go.
"Take me to a place I have not been in a long time", she replied I took her to the Kitchen and then the fight started..... ![]()
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