How do YOU measure up? - Page 3

gimpy117 · 03-24-11, 07:44 PM

Im beating the average in the USA by a couple. Must be all the totally manly stuff im doing.

Torplexed · 03-24-11, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

I guess the term "Great Dane" is a bit over-hyped.

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I guess the term "Great Dane" is a bit over-hyped.

Now we know why Hamlet had a sad.

Feuer Frei! · 03-24-11, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sharkbit

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).

Blood_splat · 03-25-11, 08:10 AM

Weiss Pinguin · 03-25-11, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).

Just keep in mind that no one ever got seasick in a pond

Sailor Steve · 03-25-11, 01:52 PM

I used to "measure up" fairly well to those quoted statistics. These days? Not so much.

frau kaleun · 03-25-11, 01:59 PM

I can't believe nobody's posted this yet:

03-25-11, 02:44 PM

Don't know about you guys but I have to stand on my tip toes to keep it from getting wet while I take a leak.

Then again I am a short guy.......

03-25-11, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then?

"Oh my God it hit me there?"

I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference)

Jesus Krash thanks for reminding me of nightmares!

I'll admit I've had those dreams, and had to wake up and check.

*Sudders*

krashkart · 03-25-11, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Slyguy3129

Jesus Krash thanks for reminding me of nightmares!

I'll admit I've had those dreams, and had to wake up and check.

*Sudders*

Heh. Sorry man, wasn't meant to give anyone nightmares.

AVGWarhawk · 03-25-11, 02:59 PM

All I know is I was told if I kept pulling it I would go blind. Currently my eyesight is 20/70 without glasses.

Hmmmmm...might be some truth to that.

03-25-11, 03:32 PM

What?! Thats nonsense I have perfect vision........

when I have my contacts in.

03-24-11, 07:44 PM	#31
gimpy117 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 3,243 Downloads: 108 Uploads: 0	Im beating the average in the USA by a couple. Must be all the totally manly stuff im doing. __________________ Member of the Subsim Zombie Army

03-25-11, 01:52 PM	#37
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I used to "measure up" fairly well to those quoted statistics. These days? Not so much. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-25-11, 02:59 PM	#42
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,275 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	All I know is I was told if I kept pulling it I would go blind. Currently my eyesight is 20/70 without glasses. Hmmmmm...might be some truth to that. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-25-11, 08:10 AM	#35
Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0

03-25-11, 01:59 PM	#38
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I can't believe nobody's posted this yet:

03-25-11, 02:44 PM	#39
Slyguy3129 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Don't know about you guys but I have to stand on my tip toes to keep it from getting wet while I take a leak. Then again I am a short guy.......

03-25-11, 03:32 PM	#43
Slyguy3129 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	What?! Thats nonsense I have perfect vision........ when I have my contacts in.