The "Lefty" thread (not political) - Page 3

Penguin · 03-09-11, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

ha, got you!

This guy is clearly right-handed and -footed!
Just take a look how elegant, sappy and powerful he swings his right leg and arm and how wimpy his left arm moves and how he hobbles on his wrong leg!

UnderseaLcpl · 03-09-11, 05:58 PM

Your attempts to demean us will not destroy our resolve. Besides, conflict does not determine who is right, only who is left.

edit- I have a homework assignment that needs working on but I'll be back to join the revolution later.

Tchocky · 03-09-11, 06:14 PM

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Lefty thread (not political)

I think that needs a "yet!", knowing this forum.

Platapus! Cheeky!

Gargamel · 03-09-11, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I never realized how much trouble left handers had with everyday things until I got engaged to one.

Freiwillige · 03-09-11, 06:48 PM

I once went Bass fishing with a good friend. On a warm and sunny Arizona spring my pole broke so I asked to borrow a spare. He nervously handed me one of his back up poles and I noticed then that the reel was backwards. I nervously laughed at his attempt at humor and asked why he gave me a god damned left handed pole! It was then that my eyes noticed that his pole too was left handed! He must have noticed the rage in my eyes

as he first froze

then like a rabbit dropped his pole and beer and fled. I caught up to this lefty easily and knocked him to the river bank. As I pushed his face into the mud I was incoherent with rage as I screamed about his closet leftism.

After giving him a proper thumping I kicked his lifeless carcass into the river.
As he stumbled to find his footing I gave him a warning. His kind isn't welcome in these parts and he needs to go back to where he belongs!

It was a real nice fishing pole and after melting down that bastardized reel into a necklace of right handed victory I put a proper RIGHT handed reel on and added it to my collection.

razark · 03-09-11, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

I think that needs a "yet!", knowing this forum.

So be it.

Guess who's a lefty:

Bort · 03-09-11, 08:54 PM

Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!

Buddahaid · 03-09-11, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bort

Left handed leftists! Incorrigible!

Yeah! Soon they'le be demanding more KEEP LEFT signs!

August · 03-09-11, 09:10 PM

Bort · 03-09-11, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Yeah! Soon they'le be demanding more KEEP LEFT signs!

Bastards!

I know of only one way to solve this problem.

"Release the hounds!"

Edit: They can smell the left handedness!

UnderseaLcpl · 03-09-11, 09:33 PM

Stay strong lefties! Do not be cowed by the attempts of the right-handed elite to insult us and belittle us! They call our gift a "recessive" trait! They force our left-handed children into schools made for right-handers!

It is time to stand up and show them that we are not genetic defectives! We are men! We are women! We are people!

Freiwillige · 03-09-11, 09:49 PM

We must fight! Before you know it they will be demanding left handed rifles in the military! Left handed Marriages!

Lets show them who's right!

mookiemookie · 03-09-11, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

Not quite what I meant, but well played, sir.

Freiwillige · 03-09-11, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Not quite what I meant, but well played, sir.

I too just GOT that context. Indeed well played.

August · 03-09-11, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Before you know it they will be demanding left handed rifles in the military!

Funny you should mention that. 30 years later I still have visible scars in the crook of my arm caused by hot brass ejected from my right handed M16.

The darn things would get into my sleeve through the cuff placket and end up against my skin where they burned like heck.

03-09-11, 05:58 PM	#32
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Your attempts to demean us will not destroy our resolve. Besides, conflict does not determine who is right, only who is left. edit- I have a homework assignment that needs working on but I'll be back to join the revolution later. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

03-09-11, 08:54 PM	#37
Bort Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Studying in Atlanta Posts: 919 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Left handed leftists! Incorrigible! __________________ GT Aerospace

03-09-11, 09:10 PM	#39
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,216 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

03-09-11, 09:33 PM	#41
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Stay strong lefties! Do not be cowed by the attempts of the right-handed elite to insult us and belittle us! They call our gift a "recessive" trait! They force our left-handed children into schools made for right-handers! It is time to stand up and show them that we are not genetic defectives! We are men! We are women! We are people! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

03-09-11, 06:48 PM	#35
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I once went Bass fishing with a good friend. On a warm and sunny Arizona spring my pole broke so I asked to borrow a spare. He nervously handed me one of his back up poles and I noticed then that the reel was backwards. I nervously laughed at his attempt at humor and asked why he gave me a god damned left handed pole! It was then that my eyes noticed that his pole too was left handed! He must have noticed the rage in my eyes as he first froze then like a rabbit dropped his pole and beer and fled. I caught up to this lefty easily and knocked him to the river bank. As I pushed his face into the mud I was incoherent with rage as I screamed about his closet leftism. After giving him a proper thumping I kicked his lifeless carcass into the river. As he stumbled to find his footing I gave him a warning. His kind isn't welcome in these parts and he needs to go back to where he belongs! It was a real nice fishing pole and after melting down that bastardized reel into a necklace of right handed victory I put a proper RIGHT handed reel on and added it to my collection.

03-09-11, 09:49 PM	#42
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	We must fight! Before you know it they will be demanding left handed rifles in the military! Left handed Marriages! Lets show them who's right!