Farting to be banned! - Page 2

frau kaleun · 02-04-11, 09:50 PM

Give me liberty, or give me... GOOD GOD STEVE LIGHT A MATCH OR SOMETHING!

Reece · 02-05-11, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Give me liberty, or give me... GOOD GOD STEVE LIGHT A MATCH OR SOMETHING!

It was pretty bad FK!!

But seriously that law stinks!!

Phew!!

STEED · 02-05-11, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

A cork, STEED...A cork.

That would be unwise, with enough gas behind it the result would be like a cannon going off.

McBeck · 02-05-11, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.

nikimcbee · 02-06-11, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

That would be unwise, with enough gas behind it the result would be like a cannon going off.

What do you do if there's a spark near by

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Jimbuna · 02-06-11, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

A cork, STEED...A cork.

No need for corks....that's yesteryears solution. These days your easily and quickly issued with an anti-fart suit.

Matador.es · 02-06-11, 03:09 PM

KAK! this cant be true!

Here is am, sitting on the couch with my wife next to me and yes, she was looking at my screen, can you believe that? But worse has to come, ow yea, you do get it! Yes she wanted to move… crap, I sure aint going over for even a holiday!

STEED · 02-07-11, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What do you do if there's a spark near by

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Explode!

Jimbuna · 02-07-11, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Explode!

Bloody right!!

Reece · 02-07-11, 07:06 PM

STEED!! That was disgusting!!

Gargamel · 02-07-11, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Matador.es

KAK! this cant be true!

Here is am, sitting on the couch with my wife next to me and yes, she was looking at my screen, can you believe that? But worse has to come, ow yea, you do get it! Yes she wanted to move… crap, I sure aint going over for even a holiday!

And we should be proud. Subsim made the first page of Image results for googling "Fart Banned"

AVGWarhawk · 02-07-11, 08:02 PM

Good Lord...if I hold it in I could explode at any given moment. To reach these pressures does not take long at all for me.

frau kaleun · 02-07-11, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

And we should be proud. Subsim made the first page of Image results for googling "Fart Banned"

Time to pack it up and go home, then:

Now Neal can go to his eternal rest knowing that his efforts were not in vain.

krashkart · 02-07-11, 08:46 PM

We should liberate those people from the evil grasp of finicky anti-flatulence laws! I propose a massive airlift of relief supplies to Malawi:

Nary a gas bag in a seat of power there will survive the onslaught! May the winds of freedom blow forever across the land!

Jimbuna · 02-08-11, 07:31 AM

02-07-11, 07:06 PM	#25
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	STEED!! That was disgusting!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Good Lord...if I hold it in I could explode at any given moment. To reach these pressures does not take long at all for me. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	We should liberate those people from the evil grasp of finicky anti-flatulence laws! I propose a massive airlift of relief supplies to Malawi: Nary a gas bag in a seat of power there will survive the onslaught! *May the winds of freedom blow forever across the land!* __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Give me liberty, or give me... GOOD GOD STEVE LIGHT A MATCH OR SOMETHING!

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Matador.es Chief Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 327 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	KAK! this cant be true! Here is am, sitting on the couch with my wife next to me and yes, she was looking at my screen, can you believe that? But worse has to come, ow yea, you do get it! Yes she wanted to move… crap, I sure aint going over for even a holiday!