What a terrible thing to do in your spare time...

Sledgehammer427 · 01-21-11, 02:05 AM

Making up little stories based on movie titles.
I just did an all-James-Bond one...

"James Bond taught me to Never Say Never, so now I look at things with a Goldeneye, to Die Another Day, because The World Is Not Enough. Dr. No told me that You Only Live Twice, so I laid there thinking until I reached the Quantum of Solace. The Man With The Golden Gun sent a letter From Russia With Love, and his immaculate writing knocked The Living Daylights out of me. In that letter he told me that Tomorrow Never Dies. He revealed the true identity of The Spy Who Loved Me. It was my first love, Octopussy. I asked her out but she told me that she met a man at the Casino Royale and that she moved on, so I said "Live and Let Die" and left her house, my restless brain felt like a giant Thunderball."

ajrimmer42 · 01-21-11, 02:16 AM

lol, brilliant

papa_smurf · 01-21-11, 06:36 AM

You need help......

Feuer Frei! · 01-21-11, 06:58 AM

Too much time on your hands?

Well thought up though.

01-21-11, 02:05 AM	#1
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	What a terrible thing to do in your spare time... Making up little stories based on movie titles. I just did an all-James-Bond one... "James Bond taught me to Never Say Never, so now I look at things with a Goldeneye, to Die Another Day, because The World Is Not Enough. Dr. No told me that You Only Live Twice, so I laid there thinking until I reached the Quantum of Solace. The Man With The Golden Gun sent a letter From Russia With Love, and his immaculate writing knocked The Living Daylights out of me. In that letter he told me that Tomorrow Never Dies. He revealed the true identity of The Spy Who Loved Me. It was my first love, Octopussy. I asked her out but she told me that she met a man at the Casino Royale and that she moved on, so I said "Live and Let Die" and left her house, my restless brain felt like a giant Thunderball." __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

01-21-11, 02:16 AM	#2
ajrimmer42 Royal Kinotropist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 987 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	lol, brilliant __________________ Alex Don't judge a ship by the number of it's guns, but by the skill of it's crew.

01-21-11, 06:36 AM	#3
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	You need help...... __________________

01-21-11, 06:58 AM	#4
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Too much time on your hands? Well thought up though. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS