Historic Day for the Internet

Weiss Pinguin · 12-27-10, 10:28 PM

'Under 18 Button' clicked for the first time ever

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CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever.

gimpy117 · 12-27-10, 10:31 PM

i Lol'd

everyone knows the internet is for porn

TLAM Strike · 12-27-10, 10:31 PM

For a second I though that maybe someone had finally watched all the porn on the internet...

...

...maybe they have... has anyone seen Dowly lately?

the_tyrant · 12-27-10, 10:42 PM

this day will go down in history

Sailor Steve · 12-28-10, 01:04 AM

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Moments later, Kinley's friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the "I Am Over 18" button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.

Reminds me of the time the army surrounded our house. With helicopters flying overhead and tanks pointing their guns at us, the man in the black suit looked at my dad and said "Sir, we understand you tore the little tag off your mattress."

FIREWALL · 12-28-10, 02:23 AM

I'd click the button without a second thought.

Gerald · 12-28-10, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

I'd click the button without a second thought.

but you have to do it with feeling,

kranz · 12-28-10, 05:07 AM

"I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content"

I'd tell him: dude, there is nothing to handle there, you just take off...and...

papa_smurf · 12-28-10, 07:19 AM

Tim Berners-lee would be proud

ReFaN · 12-28-10, 07:33 AM

fake

Sailor Steve · 12-28-10, 11:22 AM

Of course it's fake - it's The Onion.

Tell us something we don't know.

ReFaN · 12-28-10, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Of course it's fake - it's The Onion.

Tell us something we don't know.

My cat is currently sleeping on my bed, thats something you dont know.

wait, you do know, i just wrote it, damn!

Sailor Steve · 12-28-10, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ReFaN

My cat is currently sleeping on my bed, thats something you dont know.

wait, you do know, i just wrote it, damn!

Well, to be fair, I only have your word, so while I have no reason not to believe you I still don't know.

ReFaN · 12-28-10, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, to be fair, I only have your word, so while I have no reason not to believe you I still don't know.

hehe, Anyway, sorry for doing the Trolling walz.

Penguin · 12-28-10, 12:24 PM

I hope no authorities read this, so here's my confession:

I had pressed the under 18 button though I was over 18....

(When i was 18 there were no buttons in the www... )

12-27-10, 10:31 PM	#2
gimpy117 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 3,243 Downloads: 108 Uploads: 0	i Lol'd everyone knows the internet is for porn __________________ Member of the Subsim Zombie Army

12-27-10, 10:31 PM	#3
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	For a second I though that maybe someone had finally watched all the porn on the internet... ... ...maybe they have... has anyone seen Dowly lately? __________________

12-27-10, 10:42 PM	#4
the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	this day will go down in history __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

12-28-10, 02:23 AM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I'd click the button without a second thought. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

12-28-10, 07:19 AM	#9
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Tim Berners-lee would be proud __________________

12-28-10, 05:07 AM	#8
kranz The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,430 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content" I'd tell him: dude, there is nothing to handle there, you just take off...and...

12-28-10, 07:33 AM	#10
ReFaN Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 831 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	fake __________________ Liverpool is my relegion, Anfield is my church. True believers never walk alone.

12-28-10, 11:22 AM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Of course it's fake - it's The Onion. Tell us something we don't know. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-28-10, 12:24 PM	#15
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I hope no authorities read this, so here's my confession: I had pressed the under 18 button though I was over 18.... (When i was 18 there were no buttons in the www... )