Old blind cowboy in the all girl biker bar...

GoldenRivet · 12-07-10, 02:00 PM

An old blind cowboy stumbles into an all girl biker bar and finds his way to a bar stool and sits down.

He orders a shot of whiskey, and being blind, the women don't give him a hard time, they simply serve the old man his drink and go on about their business.

after a short while the man says "Bartender! You wanna hear a good blond joke?"

the place falls silent. Women drop their forks onto their plates, the record player scratches to a stop, the billiard games put on hold.

The woman sitting next to the man leans in and says with a deep burly voice "Mister, before you tell that joke, i think its only fair, given that you're blind, that you know five things."

the woman continues

"1. That bar tender is a blond girl with a shotgun under the counter.

2. the bouncer is a blond girl with a set of brass knuckles.

3. The woman sitting next to me is a blond girl with a black belt in karate.

4. The girl sitting next to you is a blond girl in the professional wrestling league.

5. I'm a blond girl, i'm 6'3" 280 lbs and i love to put the hurt on a man.

No you think about it seriously for a minute, do you still want to tell that blond joke?"

the cowboy thinks for a second and says

"No... not if i'm going to have to explain it 5 times."

12-07-10, 02:04 PM

And then there was Charles Denton Watson.

GoldenRivet · 12-07-10, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Third Man

And then there was Charles Denton Watson.

LOL What does he have to do with that joke???

12-07-10, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

LOL What does he have to do with that joke???

My bad. wrong thread, pls forgive.

Oberon · 12-07-10, 02:37 PM

I saw this joke posted up in the dessert section the other week.

Jimbuna · 12-07-10, 05:08 PM

I liked it

onelifecrisis · 12-07-10, 05:19 PM

Me too (I've not heard it before)

yubba · 12-08-10, 03:23 PM

Old volkswagon ad, a pleasure to drive in German was farvennugan.
2 Blondes in a volkswagon. Far from thinkin

12-07-10, 02:00 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Old blind cowboy in the all girl biker bar... An old blind cowboy stumbles into an all girl biker bar and finds his way to a bar stool and sits down. He orders a shot of whiskey, and being blind, the women don't give him a hard time, they simply serve the old man his drink and go on about their business. after a short while the man says "Bartender! You wanna hear a good blond joke?" the place falls silent. Women drop their forks onto their plates, the record player scratches to a stop, the billiard games put on hold. The woman sitting next to the man leans in and says with a deep burly voice "Mister, before you tell that joke, i think its only fair, given that you're blind, that you know five things." the woman continues "1. That bar tender is a blond girl with a shotgun under the counter. 2. the bouncer is a blond girl with a set of brass knuckles. 3. The woman sitting next to me is a blond girl with a black belt in karate. 4. The girl sitting next to you is a blond girl in the professional wrestling league. 5. I'm a blond girl, i'm 6'3" 280 lbs and i love to put the hurt on a man. No you think about it seriously for a minute, do you still want to tell that blond joke?" the cowboy thinks for a second and says "No... not if i'm going to have to explain it 5 times." __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I liked it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	And then there was Charles Denton Watson.

12-07-10, 02:37 PM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I saw this joke posted up in the dessert section the other week.

12-07-10, 05:19 PM	#7
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	Me too (I've not heard it before)

12-08-10, 03:23 PM	#8
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Old volkswagon ad, a pleasure to drive in German was farvennugan. 2 Blondes in a volkswagon. Far from thinkin