7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible

Ducimus · 12-03-10, 04:53 PM

"History is loaded with power-hungry dickweeds who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18850...-possible.html

the_tyrant · 12-03-10, 04:56 PM

ahh, cracked.
Don't you just love them?

anyways, when i grow up, I want to be the next Kim Jiong IL

Takeda Shingen · 12-03-10, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

anyways, when i grow up, I want to be the next Kim Jiong IL

That would be Kim Jong Un.

GoldenRivet · 12-03-10, 05:05 PM

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Gaddafi expressed support for Somali pirates, called Barack Obama "my son" and claimed that Israel was responsible for JFK's assassination.

comforting

Takeda Shingen · 12-03-10, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

comforting

Bubblehead1980 · 12-03-10, 06:39 PM

They left out Barack Hussein Obama

Sailor Steve · 12-03-10, 07:48 PM

Oh, get over yourself. That was lame even for you.

GoldenRivet · 12-03-10, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubblehead1980

They left out Barack Hussein Obama

Honestly though, Barrack Osama doesnt have anything on these guys

TLAM Strike · 12-03-10, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

That would be Kim Jong Un.

He has an official title now: Brilliant Comrade.

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Gaddafi ... decreed that all his bodyguards had to be female virgins...

He also petitioned the U.N. to dissolve Switzerland and split the land among Germany, France and Italy, which is probably an indication that he is about to ban the Swiss from his country.

Awesome...

I heard Kim Jong Il tried the whole Female Virgin Bodyguard thing but the turn over rate was too high, that crazy little horn dog.

bookworm_020 · 12-03-10, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I heard Kim Jong Il tried the whole Female Virgin Bodyguard thing but the turn over rate was too high, that crazy little horn dog.

I remember when he remarried after the death of his first wife. Commentators said his first wife was a great beauty, but his second wife was "cute" (read butt ugly!)

12-03-10, 04:53 PM	#1
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible "History is loaded with power-hungry dickweeds who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics." Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18850...-possible.html

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Oh, get over yourself. That was lame even for you. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	ahh, cracked. Don't you just love them? anyways, when i grow up, I want to be the next Kim Jiong IL

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Bubblehead1980 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida USA Posts: 7,100 Downloads: 605 Uploads: 44	They left out Barack Hussein Obama