Funny Football (American) observation about the Lions

nikimcbee · 10-17-05, 01:55 AM

First of all, for all you Detroit fans, I say "I'm sorry." We'll take joey back so he can do used car ads :rotfl: . He's good at those :rotfl:
The local hillbilly news here is really funny when it comes to talking about joey harrington, the most over-hyped/over rated QB in modern memory. Whenever the Lions win, they are the lead sports story of the night, yes I've been tracking this, but when they loose.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: They don't even mention the lion's score.

The lesson to my short rant is that Nike money can't buy you everything. :hmm:

nikimcbee · 10-17-05, 02:47 AM

Had to add this...

Still in-love with joey... ???:rotfl: :rotfl:

Last number is QB rating. Another ore-gone QB is prepped for a life of holding the bench down

1 B. Roethlisberger QB, PIT 52 86 60.5 913 10.62 85 7 8.1 0 .0 8.0 45 123.8
2 C. Palmer QB, CIN 116 164 70.7 1301 7.93 70 11 6.7 2 1.2 7.0 26 111.4
3 D. Bledsoe QB, DAL 98 159 61.6 1351 8.50 70 10 6.3 3 1.9 10.0 74 102.0
4 E. Manning QB, NYG 66 123 53.7 985 8.01 46 9 7.3 2 1.6 6.0 36 97.8
5 M. Hasselbeck QB, SEA 114 174 65.5 1327 7.63 52 7 4.0 2 1.1 10.0 61 97.1
6 D. McNabb QB, PHI 123 200 61.5 1464 7.32 68 11 5.5 3 1.5 10.0 58 95.9
7 Tom Brady QB, NWE 119 182 65.4 1522 8.36 71 7 3.8 4 2.2 7.0 63 95.1
8 K. Collins QB, OAK 76 139 54.7 1091 7.85 79 6 4.3 0 .0 8.0 42 94.7
9 P. Manning QB, IND 96 145 66.2 1123 7.75 51 7 4.8 4 2.8 1.0 10 94.1
10 Drew Brees QB, SDG 91 139 65.5 1042 7.50 41 7 5.0 4 2.9 7.0 68 92.7
11 T. Dilfer QB, CLE 92 138 66.7 1040 7.54 80 6 4.3 4 2.9 6.0 34 91.5
12 M. Bulger QB, STL 139 215 64.7 1648 7.67 44 10 4.7 7 3.3 20.0 141 89.8
13 S. McNair QB, TEN 111 169 65.7 1115 6.60 53 7 4.1 4 2.4 8.0 44 88.3
14 B. Favre QB, GNB 120 186 64.5 1256 6.75 51 12 6.5 8 4.3 8.0 56 87.6
15 B. Leftwich QB, JAC 79 141 56.0 1028 7.29 45 7 5.0 3 2.1 13.0 57 86.8
16 J. Delhomme QB, CAR 84 145 57.9 1100 7.59 65 8 5.5 5 3.4 8.0 68 86.0
17 M. Brunell QB, WAS 78 137 56.9 909 6.64 70 6 4.4 2 1.5 8.0 72 85.7
18 M. Vick QB, ATL 44 77 57.1 495 6.43 58 4 5.2 2 2.6 8.0 57 83.0
19 K. Warner QB, ARI 64 101 63.4 696 6.89 45 1 1.0 2 2.0 9.0 68 78.7
20 J. McCown QB, ARI 76 125 60.8 928 7.42 49 4 3.2 5 4.0 6.0 38 77.7
21 T. Green QB, KAN 75 128 58.6 879 6.87 49 3 2.3 3 2.3 7.0 39 77.6
22 B. Griese QB, TAM 100 158 63.3 1016 6.43 80 6 3.8 7 4.4 11.0 73 75.8
23 J. Plummer QB, DEN 87 154 56.5 879 5.71 31 5 3.2 3 1.9 8.0 57 75.7
24 C. Pennington QB, NYJ 49 83 59.0 530 6.39 37 2 2.4 3 3.6 9.0 52 70.9
25 G. Frerotte QB, MIA 79 145 54.5 849 5.86 60 7 4.8 6 4.1 4.0 24 70.7
26 Tim Rattay QB, SFO 56 97 57.7 667 6.88 89 5 5.2 6 6.2 10.0 63 70.3
27 A. Wright QB, BAL 79 129 61.2 800 6.20 48 4 3.1 6 4.7 9.0 67 69.9
28 David Carr QB, HOU 60 100 60.0 542 5.42 28 3 3.0 4 4.0 27.0 185 68.0
29 D. Culpepper QB, MIN 87 133 65.4 1019 7.66 68 4 3.0 10 7.5 20.0 105 67.2
30 A. Brooks QB, NOR 81 149 54.4 1084 7.28 66 2 1.3 7 4.7 11.0 56 62.6
31 J. Losman QB, BUF 45 94 47.9 433 4.61 42 1 1.1 2 2.1 10.0 87 55.8
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

32 J. Harrington QB, DET 59 115 51.3 597 5.19 51 4 3.5 7 6.1 8.0 28 52.7
33 Kyle Orton QB, CHI 62 114 54.4 557 4.89 28 2 1.8 6 5.3 9.0 55 51.7

Kresge · 10-17-05, 11:34 AM

Haha! Even in Detroit we always bet on the Lions losing. It's funny to watch the local news anchors make fun of the Lions and Tigers! I think more people watch the college games than the NFL around here!

As I heard somebody say not too long ago:
"Allright! Football season is starting. That means hockey is on the way!"

:rotfl:

Sea Demon · 10-18-05, 07:24 PM

Oh, come on now. If Joey Harrington had some decent pass protection, I'm sure his numbers would be better. I don't think he's all that bad. It doesn't help that the receivers (other than Charles Rogers) have a hard time catching passes either. All in all the Lions need to improve on both sides of the ball. Steve Marriuci is a good coach, so maybe down the road...........

Or am I just dreaming. :hmm:

But no, I'm a 49ers fan so I have my own frustrations.

Sea Demon

Onkel Neal · 10-18-05, 09:23 PM

Yah, same here. Dem Raiders are killin' me

August · 10-18-05, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Yah, same here. Dem Raiders are killin' me

Raiders? Doesn't Huston have an NFL team?

Onkel Neal · 10-19-05, 05:05 PM

Yeah, but I've been a Rai-duhs fan since 1970, before Houston had a good team

It's a long story....

Bellman · 10-19-05, 11:03 PM

Stuck with the 49'rs in memory of the great Joe days.

Never seen anything comparable to his execution with magic WRs., his short pass game, his use of the clock and his fine leadership.

A Master of all he surveyed.

nikimcbee · 11-21-05, 01:18 AM

He's baaaack!!!! After being benched

He manages to win one game against the hapless Cardinals @ home. The next day in the (y)ocal newspaper, full article on how great Joey is, blah,blah,blah. Then today, Cowboys crush the lions, the local news does not even mention him.

Hey Neal,
I lost my prediction, that Randy Moss would be in jail within three weeks of joining da Raiders. (the whole Raider's image thing)

Bellman · 11-22-05, 04:44 AM

Nik - Nice hatchet job on a guy who was in his prime over 20 years ago.

We dont go a bundle here on folk beating-up the old uns.

They play with Zimmer frames in your neck 'o the woods ?

...and he aint a '' baaaack!!!! '' but he was a superb Quaterback - the finest of his day. (And possibly of any day !!!) :|\

Some Blue Collar folk just could'nt stand a classy guy.

Takeda Shingen · 11-24-05, 06:42 PM

First off, I don't know of anyone who roots for the Texans. Bring back the Oilers.

Secondly, Joey Harrington holds on to the ball too long. He has poor vision, does not anticipate the rush well, and is wildly inaccurate. Jeff Garcia should have been the starter since Week 1.

Detriot needs three things:

1. A stud WR.
2. A real RB.
3. To get rid of Steve Mariucci.

Either that, or perhaps join the Canadian Football League. I'm sure that Los Angeles would like a team again.

10-17-05, 01:55 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Funny Football (American) observation about the Lions First of all, for all you Detroit fans, I say "I'm sorry." We'll take joey back so he can do used car ads :rotfl: . He's good at those :rotfl: The local hillbilly news here is really funny when it comes to talking about joey harrington, the most over-hyped/over rated QB in modern memory. Whenever the Lions win, they are the lead sports story of the night, yes I've been tracking this, but when they loose.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: They don't even mention the lion's score. The lesson to my short rant is that Nike money can't buy you everything. :hmm: __________________

10-17-05, 02:47 AM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Had to add this... Still in-love with joey... ???:rotfl: :rotfl: Last number is QB rating. Another ore-gone QB is prepped for a life of holding the bench down 1 B. Roethlisberger QB, PIT 52 86 60.5 913 10.62 85 7 8.1 0 .0 8.0 45 123.8 2 C. Palmer QB, CIN 116 164 70.7 1301 7.93 70 11 6.7 2 1.2 7.0 26 111.4 3 D. Bledsoe QB, DAL 98 159 61.6 1351 8.50 70 10 6.3 3 1.9 10.0 74 102.0 4 E. Manning QB, NYG 66 123 53.7 985 8.01 46 9 7.3 2 1.6 6.0 36 97.8 5 M. Hasselbeck QB, SEA 114 174 65.5 1327 7.63 52 7 4.0 2 1.1 10.0 61 97.1 6 D. McNabb QB, PHI 123 200 61.5 1464 7.32 68 11 5.5 3 1.5 10.0 58 95.9 7 Tom Brady QB, NWE 119 182 65.4 1522 8.36 71 7 3.8 4 2.2 7.0 63 95.1 8 K. Collins QB, OAK 76 139 54.7 1091 7.85 79 6 4.3 0 .0 8.0 42 94.7 9 P. Manning QB, IND 96 145 66.2 1123 7.75 51 7 4.8 4 2.8 1.0 10 94.1 10 Drew Brees QB, SDG 91 139 65.5 1042 7.50 41 7 5.0 4 2.9 7.0 68 92.7 11 T. Dilfer QB, CLE 92 138 66.7 1040 7.54 80 6 4.3 4 2.9 6.0 34 91.5 12 M. Bulger QB, STL 139 215 64.7 1648 7.67 44 10 4.7 7 3.3 20.0 141 89.8 13 S. McNair QB, TEN 111 169 65.7 1115 6.60 53 7 4.1 4 2.4 8.0 44 88.3 14 B. Favre QB, GNB 120 186 64.5 1256 6.75 51 12 6.5 8 4.3 8.0 56 87.6 15 B. Leftwich QB, JAC 79 141 56.0 1028 7.29 45 7 5.0 3 2.1 13.0 57 86.8 16 J. Delhomme QB, CAR 84 145 57.9 1100 7.59 65 8 5.5 5 3.4 8.0 68 86.0 17 M. Brunell QB, WAS 78 137 56.9 909 6.64 70 6 4.4 2 1.5 8.0 72 85.7 18 M. Vick QB, ATL 44 77 57.1 495 6.43 58 4 5.2 2 2.6 8.0 57 83.0 19 K. Warner QB, ARI 64 101 63.4 696 6.89 45 1 1.0 2 2.0 9.0 68 78.7 20 J. McCown QB, ARI 76 125 60.8 928 7.42 49 4 3.2 5 4.0 6.0 38 77.7 21 T. Green QB, KAN 75 128 58.6 879 6.87 49 3 2.3 3 2.3 7.0 39 77.6 22 B. Griese QB, TAM 100 158 63.3 1016 6.43 80 6 3.8 7 4.4 11.0 73 75.8 23 J. Plummer QB, DEN 87 154 56.5 879 5.71 31 5 3.2 3 1.9 8.0 57 75.7 24 C. Pennington QB, NYJ 49 83 59.0 530 6.39 37 2 2.4 3 3.6 9.0 52 70.9 25 G. Frerotte QB, MIA 79 145 54.5 849 5.86 60 7 4.8 6 4.1 4.0 24 70.7 26 Tim Rattay QB, SFO 56 97 57.7 667 6.88 89 5 5.2 6 6.2 10.0 63 70.3 27 A. Wright QB, BAL 79 129 61.2 800 6.20 48 4 3.1 6 4.7 9.0 67 69.9 28 David Carr QB, HOU 60 100 60.0 542 5.42 28 3 3.0 4 4.0 27.0 185 68.0 29 D. Culpepper QB, MIN 87 133 65.4 1019 7.66 68 4 3.0 10 7.5 20.0 105 67.2 30 A. Brooks QB, NOR 81 149 54.4 1084 7.28 66 2 1.3 7 4.7 11.0 56 62.6 31 J. Losman QB, BUF 45 94 47.9 433 4.61 42 1 1.1 2 2.1 10.0 87 55.8 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: 32 J. Harrington QB, DET 59 115 51.3 597 5.19 51 4 3.5 7 6.1 8.0 28 52.7 33 Kyle Orton QB, CHI 62 114 54.4 557 4.89 28 2 1.8 6 5.3 9.0 55 51.7 __________________

10-17-05, 11:34 AM	#3
Kresge Engineer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Motor City Posts: 209 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Haha! Even in Detroit we always bet on the Lions losing. It's funny to watch the local news anchors make fun of the Lions and Tigers! I think more people watch the college games than the NFL around here! As I heard somebody say not too long ago: "Allright! Football season is starting. That means hockey is on the way!" :rotfl: __________________ ". . . sailors do not fancy living underwater without breathing in sunshine occasionally." Commodore Joseph Smith commenting on the USS Monitor

10-19-05, 11:03 PM	#8
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	Stuck with the 49'rs in memory of the great Joe days. Never seen anything comparable to his execution with magic WRs., his short pass game, his use of the clock and his fine leadership. A Master of all he surveyed. __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

11-21-05, 01:18 AM	#9
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	He's baaaack!!!! After being benched He manages to win one game against the hapless Cardinals @ home. The next day in the (y)ocal newspaper, full article on how great Joey is, blah,blah,blah. Then today, Cowboys crush the lions, the local news does not even mention him. Hey Neal, I lost my prediction, that Randy Moss would be in jail within three weeks of joining da Raiders. (the whole Raider's image thing) __________________

10-18-05, 07:24 PM	#4
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Oh, come on now. If Joey Harrington had some decent pass protection, I'm sure his numbers would be better. I don't think he's all that bad. It doesn't help that the receivers (other than Charles Rogers) have a hard time catching passes either. All in all the Lions need to improve on both sides of the ball. Steve Marriuci is a good coach, so maybe down the road........... Or am I just dreaming. :hmm: But no, I'm a 49ers fan so I have my own frustrations. Sea Demon

10-18-05, 09:23 PM	#5
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Yah, same here. Dem Raiders are killin' me

10-19-05, 05:05 PM	#7
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Yeah, but I've been a Rai-duhs fan since 1970, before Houston had a good team It's a long story....

11-22-05, 04:44 AM	#10
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	Nik - Nice hatchet job on a guy who was in his prime over 20 years ago. We dont go a bundle here on folk beating-up the old uns. They play with Zimmer frames in your neck 'o the woods ? ...and he aint a '' baaaack!!!! '' but he was a superb Quaterback - the finest of his day. (And possibly of any day !!!) :\|\ Some Blue Collar folk just could'nt stand a classy guy. __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

11-24-05, 06:42 PM	#11
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	First off, I don't know of anyone who roots for the Texans. Bring back the Oilers. Secondly, Joey Harrington holds on to the ball too long. He has poor vision, does not anticipate the rush well, and is wildly inaccurate. Jeff Garcia should have been the starter since Week 1. Detriot needs three things: 1. A stud WR. 2. A real RB. 3. To get rid of Steve Mariucci. Either that, or perhaps join the Canadian Football League. I'm sure that Los Angeles would like a team again.