The porn stick

[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by Dowly

YOU ARE OVERRATED!!!

Dowly, I work for an internet security corp. In the course of my workday, I've probably seen more porn by lunchtime, then you have all week, or even all month. I know FAR more then i care to about many things, ive worked here for over 10 years, and the novelty of it all wore off about 2 weeks after i was first hired.

So yeah, porn is overrated, at least to me.

[Weiss Pinguin]

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you?

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you?

We'd be talking about a whole new kind of experience enhancement.

Hello Herr Kaleun....I have your orders right here.....

[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

So you're saying that making a porn mod is out of the question for you?

Pulling a number out of my ass, id say that 70 to 75% of the internet has already done that for you.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:

Just remember what Princess Diana always said

Not all rulers have 12 inches

[the_tyrant]

just an other one of these pathetic attempts to limit porn
my opinion?
just use damn encryption already!

[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by the_tyrant

just an other one of these pathetic attempts to limit porn

Don't worry, porn on the internet will never go away. The internet is organic. Sites go down, but sites go up, every day, accross many domain extensions. (which have been expanded BTW, theres a crapton of new domain extensions now) Futhermore, there are so many countries involved, and so many laws that apply, or don't apply, that porn on the intertubes is here to stay. The only way porn access would ever be removed is if:

a.) It is state sponsored censorship like china.
b.) Your ISP is a touch on the religous side and filters its traffic. (in which case you get a new ISP)
c.) Your traffic is filtered at work. Honestly, you probably shouldn't be looking at porn at work anyway. Sexual harrasement lawsuits just waiting to happen.

[the_tyrant]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

a.) It is state sponsored censorship like china.

even in china, porn is quite common, and gets spread around a lot
not sure about north korea though

[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by the_tyrant

even in china, porn is quite common, and gets spread around a lot

Of that I have no doubt. Many porn sites in Asia tend to be buried and layered underneath things. Many sites in general, are moved around a lot so they don't get shut down. Escort sites in the UK is a great example of that. In addition, a seemingly innocent image search can bring pack the Pr0n from other countries. So no, they'll never totally get rid of it, and alot will get through.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

We'd be talking about a whole new kind of experience enhancement.

Hello Herr Kaleun....I have your orders right here.....

*cue soundtrack*

bow chicka wowow...

[Weiss Pinguin]

But my Type IX won't fit through the strait of Gibraltar!

[the_tyrant]

I have a new pickup line!
let me insert my USB drive into your USB port and upload my DNA files

[Takeda Shingen]

I zhink zher is a problem mit ze warhead on mein torpedo.......

[antikristuseke]

More lard on the eels!

[Molon Labe]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

If you would like your own copy of that image, I suggest you save it from here to your local drive so you don't have to go looking for it online in the future. Trust me, you will be much happier in life if you never ever do a Google Image search for "penis ruler."

Sadly, reverse psychology is highly effective on me!