Things that make you go Ahhh ****

Gargamel · 11-04-10, 08:29 PM

I've had this type of thread do very well on other forums, hopefully it'll work out here. It's kinda like the "tell us what your doing" thread, A place to post/gripe without needing to start a whole new thread.

Things that make me go ahhh ****

My frist CTD, probably from saving to close to a merchy, As I exited I told myself i coulda just paused it....

Forgetting to check the GWX harbor maps for defenses when leaving a new base.

Alpha Von Burg · 11-05-10, 12:46 AM

One thing that made me go "AHHH", was when a friendly surfaced vessel ran over me.

Flaxpants · 11-05-10, 03:12 AM

My graphics card died on me last week, so I had a big Aaaah **** moment.

krashkart · 11-05-10, 04:27 AM

Ahhh **** moments:

-When I'm on a particularly good patrol and I suddenly realize that Monday morning (IRL) is just around the corner.

-My pinky finger malfunctioned while evading escorts and hit the "S" key instead of "Z".

-Evading Gibraltar patrols: diving too deep and realizing that the only way to keep from sinking to my death is to make lots of noise with the engines. (Ahead Slow or better)

-Firing an easy spread into a docked battlecruiser, only to realize afterward that the depth settings sent all four eels into the sub nets.

-Waking up with my face on the keyboard: Priceless!

^^ (No blackmail pics available, sorry

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KptLtHansDampf · 11-05-10, 05:06 AM

I got a literal "ah ****"-moment several weeks ago.
Went to the toilet, forgot to pause the game, came back and seen two hurricanes happily strafing my boat with machine gun fire. No casualities, damage was minimal, but lesson learned:
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right!" (Willard, Apocalypse Now)

Jimbuna · 11-05-10, 07:56 AM

When I run out of beer in mid patrol.

nikbear · 11-05-10, 08:51 AM

Having a really great patrol,sinking 4 ships in convoy,evading escorts,.....then being chucked out of game because my anti-virus suite decides that it needs to scan my H/D!!!!Ahhhhh S******

Missing Name · 11-05-10, 09:11 AM

Evading destroyers. It's all going well, and then you accidentally hit "Full speed ahead," giving away your position. Ahhhhhhh s- sorry, heck.

11-05-10, 10:26 AM

When you're doing all the typical things to reduce CTD, and yet somehow you end up redoing that patrol for the 5th time...

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

When I run out of beer in mid patrol.

This is why we need a mod that lets us board merchant vessels and take their cargo. One of them has to have some ale on board, and we'll sink their entire convoy until we find it! Somebody get to work on this "Avast!" mod, and pronto!

Herr-Berbunch · 11-05-10, 10:44 AM

When you load up your patrol, go make your cup of tea (or fetch your beer), load the dishwasher, tidy your computer desk, and look up to see the red line disappear and the magic words "Not so long ago..." fade in, and stay, stay, stay, stay, stay - CTD.

Ahhh ****ake mushrooms

nikbear · 11-05-10, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

When you load up your patrol, go make your cup of tea (or fetch your beer), load the dishwasher, tidy your computer desk, and look up to see the red line disappear and the magic words "Not so long ago..." fade in, and stay, stay, stay, stay, stay - CTD.

Ahhh ****ake mushrooms

God thats a soul destroyer that one

Deep-Six · 11-05-10, 12:29 PM

Having a perfectly lined up shot on a passenger liner and forgot to set the eels to impact instead of magnetic.

I reserve the right to add more moments to this thread.

11-05-10, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deep-Six

Having a perfectly lined up shot on a passenger liner and forgot to set the eels to impact instead of magnetic.

or when you have the torpedo set to magnetic, change to impact and in your haste, you forget to adjust the depth. It hurts seeing all those torpedoes fly less than a meter from their target.

krashkart · 11-05-10, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

When I run out of beer in mid patrol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hans Uberman

This is why we need a mod that lets us board merchant vessels and take their cargo. One of them has to have some ale on board, and we'll sink their entire convoy until we find it! Somebody get to work on this "Avast!" mod, and pronto!

We need a mod that will order a case of our favorite brew from the nearest store when we begin to run low, with a precision airdrop option for those living out in the boonies.

Jimbuna · 11-05-10, 07:20 PM

Having loaded up the patrol then went to the loo until to realise after sitting down one has forgotten to wipe ones bottom

11-04-10, 08:29 PM	#1
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Things that make you go Ahhh ** I've had this type of thread do very well on other forums, hopefully it'll work out here. It's kinda like the "tell us what your doing" thread, A place to post/gripe without needing to start a whole new thread. Things that make me go ahhh ** My frist CTD, probably from saving to close to a merchy, As I exited I told myself i coulda just paused it.... Forgetting to check the GWX harbor maps for defenses when leaving a new base. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

11-05-10, 12:46 AM	#2
Alpha Von Burg Engineer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Unknown Posts: 202 Downloads: 87 Uploads: 0	One thing that made me go "AHHH", was when a friendly surfaced vessel ran over me. __________________ -Kapitänleutnant Richard L. Römer

11-05-10, 05:06 AM	#5
KptLtHansDampf Watch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Aachen, Germany Posts: 20 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	I got a literal "ah ****"-moment several weeks ago. Went to the toilet, forgot to pause the game, came back and seen two hurricanes happily strafing my boat with machine gun fire. No casualities, damage was minimal, but lesson learned: "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right!" (Willard, Apocalypse Now) __________________ ______ KptLt Hans Dampf - Jack of all trades, master of none

11-05-10, 07:56 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,592 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I run out of beer in mid patrol. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-05-10, 08:51 AM	#7
nikbear Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northampton,UK Posts: 1,859 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	Having a really great patrol,sinking 4 ships in convoy,evading escorts,.....then being chucked out of game because my anti-virus suite decides that it needs to scan my H/D!!!!Ahhhhh S****** __________________ 'It is not surely known when the grey wolf shall come upon the seat of the gods' Ericksmal.

11-05-10, 03:12 AM	#3
Flaxpants Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Koh Samui, Thailand Posts: 1,196 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	My graphics card died on me last week, so I had a big Aaaah **** moment.

11-05-10, 04:27 AM	#4
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Ahhh **** moments: -When I'm on a particularly good patrol and I suddenly realize that Monday morning (IRL) is just around the corner. -My pinky finger malfunctioned while evading escorts and hit the "S" key instead of "Z". -Evading Gibraltar patrols: diving too deep and realizing that the only way to keep from sinking to my death is to make lots of noise with the engines. (Ahead Slow or better) -Firing an easy spread into a docked battlecruiser, only to realize afterward that the depth settings sent all four eels into the sub nets. -Waking up with my face on the keyboard: Priceless! ^^ (No blackmail pics available, sorry )

11-05-10, 09:11 AM	#8
Missing Name Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Westun New Yahk Posts: 748 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	Evading destroyers. It's all going well, and then you accidentally hit "Full speed ahead," giving away your position. Ahhhhhhh s- sorry, heck. __________________ Largest target sunk with deck gun: Japanese auxiliary cruiser, 15000 tons Largest engaged: HMS Nelson. Results inconclusive. Read Brag's stuff

11-05-10, 10:44 AM	#10
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	When you load up your patrol, go make your cup of tea (or fetch your beer), load the dishwasher, tidy your computer desk, and look up to see the red line disappear and the magic words "Not so long ago..." fade in, and stay, stay, stay, stay, stay - CTD. Ahhh ****ake mushrooms __________________

11-05-10, 12:29 PM	#12
Deep-Six Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 399 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Having a perfectly lined up shot on a passenger liner and forgot to set the eels to impact instead of magnetic. I reserve the right to add more moments to this thread. __________________

11-05-10, 07:20 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,592 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Having loaded up the patrol then went to the loo until to realise after sitting down one has forgotten to wipe ones bottom __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!