"You will all die..." - Page 2

GoldenRivet · 10-07-10, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by razark

But then, why would he be on the airplane? He just punches the earth, and lets it spin beneath him until he's where he wants to be.

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I heard that he levitates on a cushion of transcendental awesomeness that instantly transports him anywhere with just a thought.

You're both wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places around the world.

Places around the world travel to Chuck Norris.

krashkart · 10-07-10, 03:28 PM

^^

You win.

TLAM Strike · 10-07-10, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

You're both wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places around the world.

Places around the world travel to Chuck Norris.

No Chuck Norris is in all places at once...

Dowly · 10-07-10, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

No Chuck Norris is in all places at once...

Bah, he's not he- *SMACK*

Yes I am. -Chuck

antikristuseke · 10-07-10, 05:01 PM

Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...

Dowly · 10-07-10, 05:04 PM

I.. I am speechless.

frau kaleun · 10-07-10, 05:15 PM

Funny, I thought you'd be a talker.

TLAM Strike · 10-07-10, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...

Oh god... please don't let that become a meme...

GoldenRivet · 10-07-10, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...

He has to.

Superman was not available and this thing is heavy.

antikristuseke · 10-07-10, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Oh god... please don't let that become a meme...

Better than Chuck Norris beats your penis like it owes him money, I suppose.

GoldenRivet · 10-07-10, 06:26 PM

Unlike the aircraft in the original post...

this

thread

is

HIJACKED!!!

JU_88 · 10-07-10, 07:00 PM

What a psycho,
Wasnt it a Quantas airliner last year or 2008 where two drunk women tried to open the cabin door at 30,000 feet for some 'fresh air'?
Fortunatley this is not possible due to pressure (not even an elephant could pull that door open)

.... all the same, its a shame stupidity isnt painful.

bookworm_020 · 10-07-10, 08:12 PM

Turns out he wanted an upgrade!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-...008-16aal.html

It's obvious that his brain didn't check in with the flight!

Castout · 10-08-10, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Why not?

Because the door is a pressurized plug type door.

It must be first pulled IN before it can be turned and pushed OUT. (example )

this means that the man would be pulling against a substantial PSI pressure differential. The doors are held in place, partially, by air pressure.

Lets assume 2 things

1. the door is about 6ft tall by 3 ft wide (this yields 2,592 sq inches of door surface)

2. further assume the cabin pressure differential at cruise altitude is about 6 psi (realistic)

this means that 6 lbs of pressure is holding every single square inch of this door in place.

the man would have to be able to PULL using his arms, with over 15,000 lbs of force. He would literally have to be strong enough to pull 3 of these without assistance using only his hands.

Uhhh... not happening

even if he managed to get it open all the way by sheer GOD LIKE arm strength equivalent to a dozen men or more... the rate of decompression through such an orifice would be virtually instantaneous (not this drawn out 5 minutes of suction B.S. you see in the movies), if you were sitting in the seat a few rows back buckled in the suction force would probably barely ruffle your hair.

the only casualty would be the man holding the door handle - and who gives a damn about him?

and on the subject of explosive bolts... civilian airliners may have explosive bolts - but these are usually only found on landing gear doors or in rare cases they can be found on blow out panels in a rear bulkhead not accessible from within the cabin... explosive bolts are generally NOT on cabin doors though they CAN be.

aaah never argue with a pilot

Lesson learned next time smash the window and get out from it instead

10-07-10, 06:26 PM	#26
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Unlike the aircraft in the original post... this thread is HIJACKED!!! __________________

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Turns out he wanted an upgrade! http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-...008-16aal.html It's obvious that his brain didn't check in with the flight! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	^^ You win.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I.. I am speechless.

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Funny, I thought you'd be a talker.

10-07-10, 07:00 PM	#27
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	What a psycho, Wasnt it a Quantas airliner last year or 2008 where two drunk women tried to open the cabin door at 30,000 feet for some 'fresh air'? Fortunatley this is not possible due to pressure (not even an elephant could pull that door open) .... all the same, its a shame stupidity isnt painful.