The World's Worst Singer

Subnuts · 09-18-10, 08:10 PM

There's a guy who lives a couple houses down the street from me, who insists on practicing on his drums several days a week, oftentimes until well after sunset.

These last few months he's taken to "singing" along with his "drumming." His drumming is awful, his singing, on the other hand, makes me want to pull out my eardrums with a pair of tweezers. I managed to capture a couple minutes of him earlier today.

(Yes, the video is sideways for some reason.)

Seriously, can anyone sing that badly day after day, and think the entire neighborhood wants to hear it?

CaptainMattJ. · 09-18-10, 08:23 PM

nope. Justin Beiber cant be beaten. He/shes the only thing that has ever made a song out of one word that hasnt made EVERYONE in the world puke guts and die. Its like If Nails on a chalkboard and a Jackhammer/grinding metal has a baby, and that baby screamed while sitting next to a dying walrus.

not to say that dude isnt bad. HE sounds like a choking mule. And having explosive diarrhea is better then his drumming.

Task Force · 09-18-10, 08:53 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sucks to be you... but yea... Beiber cant be beat on the list of ear rape.

(tho this guy is pretty damn close)

CCIP · 09-18-10, 09:00 PM

Geez, you guys are so proletarian. Failing to understand the beauty of super-chic post-progressive drums-and-ass music

Morts · 09-18-10, 09:01 PM

oh god, what was that

Gerald · 09-19-10, 12:06 AM

IMO, so what it is not the worst I've heard, the neighbors you've free music why see it negatively, but it sucks

HunterICX · 09-19-10, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

not to say that dude isnt bad. HE sounds like a choking mule. And having explosive diarrhea is better then his drumming.

Thank you, you made my day

HunterICX

Jimbuna · 09-19-10, 10:27 AM

You want to get his autograph before some talent scout discovers him and makes him infamous

Skybird · 09-19-10, 10:47 AM

Howls like a wolf getting castrated.

He should become police officer - as a replacement when the car's siren breaks down.

Alex · 09-19-10, 11:02 AM

Junkie stuff.

@ Skybird :

Jimbuna · 09-19-10, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

Howls like a wolf getting castrated.

He should become police officer - as a replacement when the car's siren breaks down.

Or a farmyard fog horn for when the donkey gets laryngitis

frau kaleun · 09-19-10, 11:41 AM

I may have to add that link to my Favorites, for days when I get really annoyed with my own neighbors. At least when they play loud music, it's by someone who can actually, you know, play.

Buddahaid · 09-19-10, 01:16 PM

Sounds like David Byrne after a stroke, still, it's better than rap to my taste.

09-18-10, 08:10 PM	#1
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	The World's Worst Singer There's a guy who lives a couple houses down the street from me, who insists on practicing on his drums several days a week, oftentimes until well after sunset. These last few months he's taken to "singing" along with his "drumming." His drumming is awful, his singing, on the other hand, makes me want to pull out my eardrums with a pair of tweezers. I managed to capture a couple minutes of him earlier today. (Yes, the video is sideways for some reason.) Seriously, can anyone sing that badly day after day, and think the entire neighborhood wants to hear it? __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

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CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	nope. Justin Beiber cant be beaten. He/shes the only thing that has ever made a song out of one word that hasnt made EVERYONE in the world puke guts and die. Its like If Nails on a chalkboard and a Jackhammer/grinding metal has a baby, and that baby screamed while sitting next to a dying walrus. not to say that dude isnt bad. HE sounds like a choking mule. And having explosive diarrhea is better then his drumming. __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison Last edited by CaptainMattJ.; 09-18-10 at 08:35 PM.

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sucks to be you... but yea... Beiber cant be beat on the list of ear rape.(tho this guy is pretty damn close) __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Geez, you guys are so proletarian. Failing to understand the beauty of super-chic post-progressive drums-and-ass music __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	IMO, so what it is not the worst I've heard, the neighbors you've free music why see it negatively, but it sucks __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	oh god, what was that

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,615 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Howls like a wolf getting castrated. He should become police officer - as a replacement when the car's siren breaks down. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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Alex Dominant Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,143 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Junkie stuff. @ Skybird : __________________

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I may have to add that link to my Favorites, for days when I get really annoyed with my own neighbors. At least when they play loud music, it's by someone who can actually, you know, play.

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Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Sounds like David Byrne after a stroke, still, it's better than rap to my taste. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie