Cleavage crazed criminal..

[SteamWake]

Okay honestly this story is not all that shocking other than the judges stupidity. But I found the rightnig style amusing.

Manhatten Judge busted with huge stash of porn on his work computer

"Lots of cleavage shots"

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...s_without.html

[Sailor Steve]

"Righting" style?

[Gerald]

for their needs which are not smart, but to keep on with things, is of course how twisted at any time,he will have an appreciable penalty, which he deserves.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Righting" style?

Don't nock his speling style.

[frau kaleun]

Newsflash: Straight Guys Like Boobs.

"There was a lot of porn on his computer - all young women," an investigator told the Daily News. "Lots of crotch and cleavage shots."

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to find that crotch and cleavage shots are in a porn collection.

Seems to be some investigation going on as to the ages of the ladies appearing in the collection. Surely he's not so stupid as to keep porno pics of underage peeps on his work computer, even if he's creepy enough to have them at all.

Gibbons raised eyebrows with romance with Legal Aid lawyer Jeanne Emhoff.

On the plus side, at least he's got plenty of room to raise them in.

[TLAM Strike]

This is shocking...


.... I didn't know Dowly had a law degree!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

This is shocking...


.... I didn't know Dowly had a law degree!

So sad, I really wanted to post a cute picture here. I tried googling "ferret lawyer" but all I got was weasels.

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

.... I didn't know Dowly had a law degree!

I'm a man of many many many many many many MANY talents dear Sir.

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

So sad, I really wanted to post a cute picture here. I tried googling "ferret lawyer" but all I got was weasels.

right,

[Molon Labe]

Yes, , but not at work.

So I suppose his wife wouldn't let him keep that stuff on the home PC and he didn't have the balls to stand up to her? That's about the only explanation I can fathom for how supposedly intelligent men keep getting busted for this sort of thing. So stupid.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Molon Labe

Yes, , but not at work.

So I suppose his wife wouldn't let him keep that stuff on the home PC and he didn't have the balls to stand up to her? That's about the only explanation I can fathom for how supposedly intelligent men keep getting busted for this sort of thing. So stupid.

The article does not state that he was married. It mentions that he has a new baby by a woman with whom he has (or had) a relationship, and was actually on paternity leave when his stash was discovered. There's no mention of whether or not he lives with the child's mother.

At any rate, he's an idiot. If you don't want anyone to find your porn or anything else you want to keep private, buy a small portable something and put it on there and just keep it with you. It's not like easy, private access to digital info requires someone to lug around a whole computer, not even a laptop. Portable drives are your friend!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Molon Labe

So I suppose his wife wouldn't let him keep that stuff on the home PC and he didn't have the balls to stand up to her? That's about the only explanation I can fathom for how supposedly intelligent men keep getting busted for this sort of thing. So stupid.

You're a lawyer and that's the only explanation you can come up with?
How about this - supposedly intelligent men get busted for porn for the same reason they accidentally beget children or blow hundreds of dollars at strip clubs or get married to floozies in Vegas: they're guys, and two heads are not necessarily better than one. I think there's more truth to that than any other explanation.

Granted, lawyers aren't known for telling the truth, so there's got to be some kind of difficult-to-quantify psychosexual disorder out there that could be used in his defense. He's not an irresponsible pervert (read, guy) who happens to also be a fool, he's disabled, so nobody can accuse him of anything. It makes even more sense in the context of the rest of his career.

Put a little effort into this stuff, will ya'?

[razark]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

If you don't want anyone to find your porn or anything else you want to keep private, buy a small portable something and put it on there and just keep it with you.

Or, you know, do it on your own time, not work time...

[papa_smurf]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TLAM Strike
.... I didn't know Dowly had a law degree!

I'm a man of many many many many many many MANY talents dear Sir.

So thats beer, women and now a law degree. Anything else?

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

So thats beer, women and now a law degree. Anything else?

I can multitask.