Scam email dork

[STEED]

ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mrs. Farida Waziri the Present chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC). EFCC in alliance with economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria.

We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMEROON AND SENEGAL) and they are all in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria.

We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Spammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.

Don't tell me I'm a lucky winner.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria and with the information gathered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you you with a little token to recover the lost of your fund.

Here it comes...

You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $2.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of US$2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an Online Banking through our Global Bank, where you will have full access to your Online Banking Account Fund, to transfer your fund personally to your Private Bank Account with no complication of things or questioning as the Account will be fully registered in your Name.

Sure...

And the catch...

Feel free to contact the processing officer Mr. DAVID JAMES. The online Banking Processing is made much easier for you to transfer your fund to your private Bank Account personally, to avoid any delay or complication of things.

With this Online Banking Transfer Processing, you can only transfer the Maximum Amount of US$500.000.00 daily/installment until the total amount of your Compensated/deposited fund is transferred and completely paid to you.

So you are advice to contact, processing officer MR. DAVID JAMES. with your provided information’s required for verification below.

CONTACT PERSON: MR. DAVID JAMES.

CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: LINK REMOVED BY ME
CONTACT TELEPHONE: +234-8131387018.

Provide the information bellow to enable the processing of your Online Banking Account for deposition of your total compensated fund.

1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) YOUR ADDRESS.
3) YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER.
4) SEX
5) DATE OF BIRTH / AGE
6) YOUR OCCUPATION
7) ANY FORM OF IDENTITY.
8) NATIONALITY
9) PRESENT COUNTRY

Contact Mr. David JAMES. with the information required for verification to enable him start the processing of your Online Banking Account Registration.

We guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.

Best Regard,

Mrs. Farida Waziri
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, NIGERIA PLC,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.

A scammer who is trying to make there not a scammer.

[SteamWake]

Farida Waziri

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[Weiss Pinguin]

After first glance it almost seems legit, until you get to "We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Spammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe."

[Platapus]

That is a novel way of scamming. Sadly I am sure there will be people who will fall for this.

[Dowly]

There always is and if you ask me, they deserve it.

[conus00]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 2.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

[tater]

http://www.419eater.com/

These guys answer the emails, and string the perps along to F with them.



Win!

[SteamWake]

Originally Posted by tater

http://www.419eater.com/

These guys answer the emails, and string the perps along to F with them.



Win!

Yea I was gonna put that up but stayed my hand... funny stuff though.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, that's a new one! I like the one I got some time ago from "The FBI".

[Jimbuna]

You been surfing on the Farida Waziri porn site again?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by conus00

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 2.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

I like that.

I'm going to use it.