So much for.... - Page 2

XabbaRus · 02-01-10, 03:53 PM

A little hint from someone married 8 years.

Those mantra don't work....

FIREWALL · 02-15-10, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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And as I said this was to releave tension around here with a little humor.

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Posted again for the "Thick" ones.

Reece · 02-15-10, 02:10 AM

Good on ya FIREWALL for telling the truth, you couldn't have lied to your wife anyway, it's called Love!!

I've been married now for 34 years, and love my wife probably more that when we first tied the knot!!

Hope I'm not overdoing the ham here!!

02-15-10, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lorka42

The warden and I have a rule, if it makes it's way into the laundry, its mine, if its in the house lost, its hers, works out nicely that way.

My GF and I have a rule

Its all hers, even the money in my wallet.

My GF awesome though.

Ishmael · 02-15-10, 10:00 AM

I would have said part of the marriage vows:

I Plight Thee My Troth,
And all my worldly goods I Thee endow

Then hand over the sawbuck.

I also learned over the years to say,

Certainly, Darling!

instead of "Yes, Dear."

It doesn't mean I'm listening to her any more than normal, but it SOUNDS so Cary Grant.

AVGWarhawk · 02-15-10, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Lie!!! Don't you have any marital survival skills?? Noob!

Jimbuna · 02-15-10, 04:07 PM

25 years now for me and still lovin every minute of it

Reece · 02-15-10, 06:55 PM

Good one Jim, but it looks like my 34 years is the winner!

Gee makes me feel like an old fart!!

Jimbuna · 02-16-10, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Good one Jim, but it looks like my 34 years is the winner!

Gee makes me feel like an old fart!!

Good on ya mate

Sailor Steve · 02-16-10, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

My GF and I have a rule

Its all hers, even the money in my wallet.

My GF awesome though.

Sounds like my ex-wife:

Her: "What's yours is mine."

Me: "And what's yours?"

Her: "That's mine, too!"

@ Jimbuna: 25 years, eh? That's exactly how long I've been divorced.

@ Reece: Would have been 34 years for me, too. If I had survived it.

Jimbuna · 02-16-10, 11:55 AM

It makes you think sometimes if it would have been easier and less painful to do the caveman thing

Drag em by the hair into your cave, do the deed and live the life of a free man after 7/10 years

FIREWALL · 02-16-10, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by karamazovnew

"I love my wife, she's the most wonderful person alive. Her beauty is timeless and she's always right.. I love my wife..."

Not married yet but I'm already practicing.

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Originally Posted by Reece

Good on ya FIREWALL for telling the truth, you couldn't have lied to your wife anyway, it's called Love!!

I've been married now for 34 years, and love my wife probably more that when we first tied the knot!!

Hope I'm not overdoing the ham here!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilder

My GF and I have a rule

Its all hers, even the money in my wallet.

My GF awesome though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmael

I would have said part of the marriage vows:

I Plight Thee My Troth,
And all my worldly goods I Thee endow

Then hand over the sawbuck.

I also learned over the years to say,

Certainly, Darling!

instead of "Yes, Dear."

It doesn't mean I'm listening to her any more than normal, but it SOUNDS so Cary Grant.

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

25 years now for me and still lovin every minute of it

Salute to you all.

And Another one.

les green01 · 02-16-10, 01:47 PM

i told a girlfriend at the time that it was mine when i found one for having to listen to her nagging all the time

FIREWALL · 02-16-10, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

i told a girlfriend at the time that it was mine when i found one for having to listen to her nagging all the time

I guess you just told her.

02-01-10, 03:53 PM	#16
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A little hint from someone married 8 years. Those mantra don't work.... __________________

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,726 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Good on ya FIREWALL for telling the truth, you couldn't have lied to your wife anyway, it's called Love!! I've been married now for 34 years, and love my wife probably more that when we first tied the knot!! Hope I'm not overdoing the ham here!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!* Last edited by Reece; 02-15-10 at 04:45 AM.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	25 years now for me and still lovin every minute of it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,726 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Good one Jim, but it looks like my 34 years is the winner! Gee makes me feel like an old fart!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It makes you think sometimes if it would have been easier and less painful to do the caveman thing Drag em by the hair into your cave, do the deed and live the life of a free man after 7/10 years __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	I would have said part of the marriage vows: I Plight Thee My Troth, And all my worldly goods I Thee endow Then hand over the sawbuck. I also learned over the years to say, Certainly, Darling! instead of "Yes, Dear." It doesn't mean I'm listening to her any more than normal, but it SOUNDS so Cary Grant.

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les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	i told a girlfriend at the time that it was mine when i found one for having to listen to her nagging all the time __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy