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Old 02-12-10, 09:15 PM   #16
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No problem just need another industry.


Do you want to know if your spouse registered through discreet dating services. Do you want to read his email exchanges and his cellphone messages or even listen to his conversation in his office or in his cellphone? and find out his daily routine, what sites he browsed or googled and what he typed on his keyboard?

We are here to be your watchful eyes and ears and if needed hands and legs too <link-just google it>
With [a lot of] extra cash we give you insight into his heart and mind too notwithstanding time past present or future! But anything non real time is going to cost you more!

If you want to frame your spouse to be at advantage in divorce settlement we are here for that too.
Ex KGB, Singapore secret police, North Korea secret police our field operators are the best in their profession, Caucasian, Latin, Arab, Jewish, Asian, you name it. We use undercover kids, elderly, even babies or family pack as accessories to reduce suspicion, the handicapped all real or not and cross dressing too sometimes when needed. We use advance non detectable trailing method such as mass trailing where our operatives work in masses in front sideways and behind basically littering the target path all the way to objective. Even if your spouse suspects something is wrong he or she would NOT entertain that thoughts for fear of being branded paranoid.




I'm sure someone had come up with such business model...private intelligence as investigator is no longer enough . . . .LOL
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Old 02-12-10, 09:17 PM   #17
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It's as trashy as the dateing and phone talk ads.

But I don't lose sleep over it.

You people are starting to sound like Frasier and Niles.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:20 PM   #18
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You people are starting to sound like Frasier and Niles.
I'll be Martin, then.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:27 PM   #19
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I'll be Martin, then.

He's kool and so is his Jack Russel terrier.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:34 PM   #20
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He's kool and so is his Jack Russel terrier.
Yeah, I always watch the re-runs on german television.
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Old 02-12-10, 09:43 PM   #21
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There both voice characters on the Simpsons too.

Frasier and Niles that is. Same personna too.
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Old 02-12-10, 10:44 PM   #22
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I guess what I dislike about it is the apparent disregard of the fact that the "service" they are offering involves the deliberate betrayal of a third (and maybe fourth) party's trust, which in today's world could even be life-threatening.

"Hey, are you looking for an even easier way to lie to and cheat on your partner and possibly expose them to a variety of life-altering and potentially fatal diseases? Well, we're here to help!"

I know people have been cheating on each other since the dawn of time, but someone trying to cash in on helping them do it - ugh.
Exactly my concern.

I mean, of course we have this "dating" advertising everywhere as well; after midnight, almost every single TV-channel stops their regular broadcast and switches to these "dating-shows" with barely clad women, interlaced with similar commercials for all kinds of mobile-phone services. Over the past years it's even become common to see naked breasts, and lately even the more "intimate" parts (it's Holland, after all ). I can tell you that if I ever have children, they won't have TV in their room till their 16-17 (that's the plan, though I doubt I'll hold out that long ). Even the channels that continue their normal broadcast around the clock start airing commercials for phone-apps that are questionable at best (penis-meter, anyone?).

I was very appreciative of these things when I was a teenager though.

*cough*

My point is: this is the first time I've been confronted by spam/advertising that encourages people to betray their partner, and I found it a little disturbing. The line may be thin, but this is clearly crossing it as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 02-12-10, 10:45 PM   #23
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Okay, but I'm not being Roz.



Well, maybe a little bit.
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Old 02-13-10, 08:54 AM   #24
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Well, having once been the third party in question, I can find a LOT of words on the subject, lol.

I really don't care what consenting adults get up to, as long as nobody else is being lied to or betrayed in the process. There are such things as "open marriages" and as long as all parties know what's going on and freely agree to it, it's nobody else's business... but most of the time it's just a matter of one person wanting the benefits of having another person fully committed to *them* without the responsibility of being fully committed to anyone or anything themselves.

Yeah, like was said above - this is one of those things in life where a lot of people want to have their cake and eat it too, and those people can bite me.
Don't like cheaters. They commit the most devestating offense that can be perpetrated on ANY animal (people don't have an exclusive on this one). It's what I call:

A betrayal of trust.
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Old 02-13-10, 11:16 AM   #25
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Such adverts even are on TV over here, though not at prime time, but from 2200 on - even on major channels, not just "specialised programs".

Steve is right, these things happen. But I take personal offense a bit from being confronted with it in such a public way (adverts, not Steve ). I do not wish to be confronted with such stuff in public life or public media. If couples cheat, it is their and not my business, but i do not want to be approached over it.
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Old 02-13-10, 11:47 AM   #26
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Bill and Hillary Clinton were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They both agreed to tell each other any secrets they had been hiding on this day. Hillary asked the first question. "Bill, I want to know if you have ever cheated on me."

Bill reluctantly replies, "Yes, I have, and it wasn't just the once."

Hillary was very shocked and said, "When was all this?"

Bill says, "Well, as you will no doubt remember, there was Monica Lewinsky in '98"

Hillary replies, "That's not a big surprise, though, but when else did you cheat on me then?"

Bill replies, "Well, do you remember in '08 when you won the Democratic presidential campaign, despite being 200 votes down....?"
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Old 02-13-10, 11:49 AM   #27
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Bill and Hillary Clinton were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They both agreed to tell each other any secrets they had been hiding on this day. Hillary asked the first question. "Bill, I want to know if you have ever cheated on me."

Bill reluctantly replies, "Yes, I have, and it wasn't just the once."

Hillary was very shocked and said, "When was all this?"

Bill says, "Well, as you will no doubt remember, there was Monica Lewinsky in '98"

Hillary replies, "That's not a big surprise, though, but when else did you cheat on me then?"

Bill replies, "Well, do you remember in '08 when you won the Democratic presidential campaign, despite being 200 votes down....?"
i dont get it.
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Old 02-13-10, 01:35 PM   #28
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Bill and Hillary Clinton were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They both agreed to tell each other any secrets they had been hiding on this day. Hillary asked the first question. "Bill, I want to know if you have ever cheated on me."

Bill reluctantly replies, "Yes, I have, and it wasn't just the once."

Hillary was very shocked and said, "When was all this?"

Bill says, "Well, as you will no doubt remember, there was Monica Lewinsky in '98"

Hillary replies, "That's not a big surprise, though, but when else did you cheat on me then?"

Bill replies, "Well, do you remember in '08 when you won the Democratic presidential campaign, despite being 200 votes down....?"
Heehee. Makes a total of 201 times. Go Bill!
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Old 02-13-10, 04:59 PM   #29
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i dont get it.
He lewinskied on 200 more opportunities to fetch the votes.
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Old 02-13-10, 07:14 PM   #30
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He lewinskied on 200 more opportunities to fetch the votes.
He gave 200 BJ's?
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