The Priest and the Frog - Page 2

AVGWarhawk · 01-04-10, 01:07 PM

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

SteamWake · 01-04-10, 01:18 PM

Wait a minute I call shenanigans !

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Hitman · 01-04-10, 01:23 PM

Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict:

The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God"

The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it"

The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?"

The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back"

frau kaleun · 01-04-10, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

Not any more!

Jimbuna · 01-04-10, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Not any more!

Platapus · 01-04-10, 08:27 PM

A priest was in his church when this man comes stumbling in, drunk, weaving, bumping into the pews. Finally he crashes into one of the confessional cubicles.

The priest, surmising that this man is in need of spiritual guidance, enters the adjacent cubical. After a few moments of silence, the priest softly asks, "my son, is there something you need to tell me?"

The drunk replies, "I don't know, do you have any paper on your side?"

<rimshot>

Reece · 01-04-10, 08:46 PM

Poo!!

That joke stinks Platapus!!

Platapus · 01-04-10, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Poo!!

That joke stinks Platapus!!

Talk about sitting in your own pew!!!

Jimbuna · 01-05-10, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Talk about sitting in your own pew!!!

Sounds like a load of crap to me

01-04-10, 01:07 PM	#16
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,271 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	No way. The frog has a water tight arse. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-04-10, 01:23 PM	#18
Hitman Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 6,109 Downloads: 109 Uploads: 2	Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict: The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God" The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it" The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?" The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back" __________________ One day I will return to sea ...

01-04-10, 08:27 PM	#21
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A priest was in his church when this man comes stumbling in, drunk, weaving, bumping into the pews. Finally he crashes into one of the confessional cubicles. The priest, surmising that this man is in need of spiritual guidance, enters the adjacent cubical. After a few moments of silence, the priest softly asks, "my son, is there something you need to tell me?" The drunk replies, "I don't know, do you have any paper on your side?" <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-04-10, 08:46 PM	#22
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,726 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Poo!! That joke stinks Platapus!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*