Captainchaos style

Captainchaos · 12-04-09, 02:30 AM

Seems like all is going to plan

Drops off the agent in the dead of night only to see him paddle off upside down.

Torplexed · 12-04-09, 05:52 AM

The agent's goal is to infect the enemy with his raging incompetence.

Rockin Robbins · 12-04-09, 02:05 PM

Captain, that's not style! Style is carefully stalking the largest target in a vast enemy task force, avoiding unexpectedly capable and unexpectedly numerous elite escorts, afraid to raise your scope. Using sonar only, set up a not ideal, but best choice considering the circumstances four torpedo spread on your 20 knot target. Then, getting four satisfying booms out of four shots on the target you've never seen, finding, for some reason the sunk icon on the nav map is gray. Why should that be? Must be some kind of game error. Or maybe Ducimus is messing with the interface again. Somehow, you easily evade all those elite escorts and wonder what you hit.

On returning to port, you receive a medal, they court martial you and you find that you've sunk the......USS Essex!

Now THAT's style! Of course, I'm busting rocks for the duration of the war. But I am a paid professional. Do not try this at home.......

In order to be effective, incompetence must be grand!

Laconic · 12-04-09, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockin Robbins

On returning to port, you receive a medal, they court martial you and you find that you've sunk the......USS Essex!

Now THAT's style! Of course, I'm busting rocks for the duration of the war. But I am a paid professional. Do not try this at home.......

In order to be effective, incompetence must be grand!

I sunk a French ship once. I told the admiral that it was a Vichy ship; I don't think he bought it. The French embassy certainly didn't buy it, writing me a very, very stern letter suggesting that I might be possibly willing to make a small apology.

Captainchaos · 12-05-09, 01:07 PM

I plan to abide the rules, just happens that while being a newb i expect things might just might go abit err

with some schedule of regularity.
Be lucky to hit home from Bungo strait on the teaspoonful of diesel with have left...nearest gas station?
I gotta a contact anouncer that is half blind by the looks of things

The route plotter has a migrain from my change of course addiction and the repair crew have a list of self inflicted damage to fix.......

Rockin Robbins · 12-05-09, 02:04 PM

Rules are for those without the imagination to command... hand me that pick, will you? I could use a little help with this rock if you have a couple of hours to spare.

Captainchaos · 12-05-09, 02:46 PM

Well i never meant that literally, rules have to be bent & twisted to suit of course

12-04-09, 02:30 AM	#1
Captainchaos Seaman Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 31 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	Captainchaos style Seems like all is going to plan Drops off the agent in the dead of night only to see him paddle off upside down.

12-04-09, 02:05 PM	#3
Rockin Robbins Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: DeLand, FL Posts: 8,900 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 52	Captain, that's not style! Style is carefully stalking the largest target in a vast enemy task force, avoiding unexpectedly capable and unexpectedly numerous elite escorts, afraid to raise your scope. Using sonar only, set up a not ideal, but best choice considering the circumstances four torpedo spread on your 20 knot target. Then, getting four satisfying booms out of four shots on the target you've never seen, finding, for some reason the sunk icon on the nav map is gray. Why should that be? Must be some kind of game error. Or maybe Ducimus is messing with the interface again. Somehow, you easily evade all those elite escorts and wonder what you hit. On returning to port, you receive a medal, they court martial you and you find that you've sunk the......USS Essex! Now THAT's style! Of course, I'm busting rocks for the duration of the war. But I am a paid professional. Do not try this at home....... In order to be effective, incompetence must be grand! __________________ Sub Skipper's Bag of Tricks, Slightly Subnuclear Mk 14 & Cutie, Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun, EZPlot 2.0, TMOPlot, TMOKeys, SH4CMS Last edited by Rockin Robbins; 12-04-09 at 02:35 PM.

12-05-09, 02:04 PM	#6
Rockin Robbins Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: DeLand, FL Posts: 8,900 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 52	Rules are for those without the imagination to command... hand me that pick, will you? I could use a little help with this rock if you have a couple of hours to spare. __________________ Sub Skipper's Bag of Tricks, Slightly Subnuclear Mk 14 & Cutie, Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun, EZPlot 2.0, TMOPlot, TMOKeys, SH4CMS

12-04-09, 05:52 AM	#2
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	The agent's goal is to infect the enemy with his raging incompetence.

12-05-09, 01:07 PM	#5
Captainchaos Seaman Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 31 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	I plan to abide the rules, just happens that while being a newb i expect things might just might go abit err with some schedule of regularity. Be lucky to hit home from Bungo strait on the teaspoonful of diesel with have left...nearest gas station? I gotta a contact anouncer that is half blind by the looks of things The route plotter has a migrain from my change of course addiction and the repair crew have a list of self inflicted damage to fix.......

12-05-09, 02:46 PM	#7
Captainchaos Seaman Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 31 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	Well i never meant that literally, rules have to be bent & twisted to suit of course