Canadian Police Chase

Syxx_Killer · 08-16-09, 07:15 PM

Don't know if this was posted before or not. It is pretty funny.

nikimcbee · 08-16-09, 11:40 PM

Chad · 08-16-09, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Syxx_Killer

Don't know if this was posted before or not. It is pretty funny.

Sad part is, I can see my local PD doing the same thing

SteamWake · 08-17-09, 11:05 AM

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/reno_911/index.jhtml

Sailor Steve · 08-17-09, 12:16 PM

:rotfl:

Great gags!

TigerShark808 · 08-17-09, 07:46 PM

I got something for yaa..

My brother lives in Fresno Ca (Bubba from the series Heat of the Night,was this cities mayor a few years back). Fresno cops are known for not leaving to many people alive after they pull there guns. Anyways there's this town called Clovis just east of Fresno that is a cow-town with a very small police force.

To make a long story short.A clovis cop spotted a wanted man in a car as he was on his patrol, he hit his siruns and gave chase. Soon the entire Clovis police force was chasing this guy threw town and the chase eventually crossed into Fresno. Fresno cops were notified and within minuets the wanted man had two police forces chasing him threw the streets of Fresno, at least 20 cop cars went into pursuit.
After about a good 20 min chase the wanted man crashed his car into a light post and came to a stop. It was then he made another very bad decision. He backed his car up and almost ran over one of the FRESNO cops.
ALL HELL BROKE LOSE ! Both Fresno and Clovis cops OPENED UP on this guy and his car. Some 50+ bullets were fired into this guys car and many tore into this guys body. HE LIVED BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!

Now I know there should be no humor in this story...except for..after the bullets were sorted out and every shot was accounted for. Only the Bullets from the Fresno City Cops hit the wanted man . The bullets from the Clovis police force apparently caused no damage to the man but many caused damaged to near by businesses.

Morel of the story?
When being chased by a Clovis cop don't cross over into Fresno without a bullet proof vest.

1480 · 08-18-09, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Syxx_Killer

Don't know if this was posted before or not. It is pretty funny.

Thanks S K, I'm getting ready for work just wishing for winter already!

Syxx_Killer · 08-18-09, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 1480

Thanks S K, I'm getting ready for work just wishing for winter already!

You and me both! I can't stand this hot and humid junk. I don't know how some people handle it. I sweat like a pig when I'm just sitting down. On the other hand, in winter, I can spend a long time out in the cold and not be bothered by it. I love it. I love to just watch it snow. Like the sticker on the snowblower engine, I'm winter engineered.

Spike88 · 08-18-09, 03:21 PM

Where are the moose?

Wolfehunter · 08-18-09, 05:53 PM

Moose are sipping canadian beer laughing there asses.

08-16-09, 07:15 PM	#1
Syxx_Killer Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 2,387 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Canadian Police Chase Don't know if this was posted before or not. It is pretty funny.

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08-17-09, 07:46 PM	#6
TigerShark808 Engineer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 2074 nautical miles south west of San Francisco! Posts: 212 Downloads: 71 Uploads: 0	I got something for yaa.. My brother lives in Fresno Ca (Bubba from the series Heat of the Night,was this cities mayor a few years back). Fresno cops are known for not leaving to many people alive after they pull there guns. Anyways there's this town called Clovis just east of Fresno that is a cow-town with a very small police force. To make a long story short.A clovis cop spotted a wanted man in a car as he was on his patrol, he hit his siruns and gave chase. Soon the entire Clovis police force was chasing this guy threw town and the chase eventually crossed into Fresno. Fresno cops were notified and within minuets the wanted man had two police forces chasing him threw the streets of Fresno, at least 20 cop cars went into pursuit. After about a good 20 min chase the wanted man crashed his car into a light post and came to a stop. It was then he made another very bad decision. He backed his car up and almost ran over one of the FRESNO cops. ALL HELL BROKE LOSE ! Both Fresno and Clovis cops OPENED UP on this guy and his car. Some 50+ bullets were fired into this guys car and many tore into this guys body. HE LIVED BELIEVE IT OR NOT!! Now I know there should be no humor in this story...except for..after the bullets were sorted out and every shot was accounted for. Only the Bullets from the Fresno City Cops hit the wanted man . The bullets from the Clovis police force apparently caused no damage to the man but many caused damaged to near by businesses. Morel of the story? When being chased by a Clovis cop don't cross over into Fresno without a bullet proof vest. __________________ GWX3GOLD OLC "Gold" MkIId SH3 Commander D.I.D 100% Realism ! SWCs-AtlanticReaper Skin <---because it is badass!

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	Moose are sipping canadian beer laughing there asses. __________________