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Old 06-05-09, 07:22 PM   #1
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Old 06-05-09, 07:29 PM   #2
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Lol... anouther way it to run to the court house and yell...

"I dont want jury Duty..." and try to get out of it.:rotfl:
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Old 06-05-09, 07:46 PM   #3
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My Dad told me that as a joke, when he was first selected for jury duty, he told them he was a communist. He has never been called for it since.
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Old 06-05-09, 07:49 PM   #4
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:rotfl:Good way to get him off it.
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Old 06-05-09, 07:50 PM   #5
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:rotfl: That will definately get him somewhere. I'm not sure where exactly, but he'll be there.

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That oughta work.
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Old 06-05-09, 07:52 PM   #6
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My Dad told me that as a joke, when he was first selected for jury duty, he told them he was a communist. He has never been called for it since.
I do the same thing with telemarketers... For somereason my mother & father always have to take a trip to alaska... Then the calls end suddently.:rotfl:
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A question from one who's living outside the states and have very little knowledge about your judicial system. I understand from what I have red, in this thread, that every common american can be called upon this Jury duty is that correct??

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A question from one who's living outside the states and have very little knowledge about your judicial system. I understand from what I have red, in this thread, that every common american can be called upon this Jury duty is that correct??

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That is correct. Some consider it a civil duty. it can however be a hardship for some, sinse the monetary allowances are very low.

I have a better way of removing myself from duty. Jury Nulification.
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Im thinking about excapeing jury duty by being classafied as insane.:rotfl:
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Im thinking about excapeing jury duty by being classafied as insane.:rotfl:
Just say the words, "jury nulification", and you are as good as gone.
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Old 06-05-09, 08:06 PM   #11
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several cases i have been called upon to serve involve drunk drivers.

when the judge asks "is there any reason you might not be able to serve in the jury over this case?"

i always say

when i was 17 years old i was hit head on by a drunk driver - he injured myself and my girlfriend and totaled my prize ford mustang... i cannot serve on this jury without extreme bias.

works every time.
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Im thinking about excapeing jury duty by being classafied as insane.:rotfl:
Tell them you were a werewolf, once
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several cases i have been called upon to serve involve drunk drivers.

when the judge asks "is there any reason you might not be able to serve in the jury over this case?"

i always say

when i was 17 years old i was hit head on by a drunk driver - he injured myself and my girlfriend and totaled my prize ford mustang... i cannot serve on this jury without extreme bias.

works every time.
I'm suprised that wasn't revealed in the jury questioneer, but every state is different.
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@ Undersealcpl ->Ill remember that.:rotfl:
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Old 06-05-09, 08:18 PM   #15
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How incredibly selfish of this guy (and the rest of you). Perhaps y'all would prefer a system where the state judges your innocence or guilt? Because that is what you are asking for when you duck your duty as a citizen.
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