Truckers Tales

Jimbuna · 04-02-09, 11:27 AM

I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads.

One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening.

The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime.

At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!"

"**** me" exlaimed the other two "what the **** was he driving?"

"I think it was a called a Lancaster."

Dowly · 04-02-09, 11:29 AM

Stop spamming, Jim.

AVGWarhawk · 04-02-09, 11:51 AM

Going for max postings. Stil a humorous joke.

Jimbuna · 04-02-09, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Stop spamming, Jim.

Sailor Steve · 04-02-09, 01:32 PM

Stop spamming, Dowly.

:rotfl:

Dowly · 04-02-09, 02:19 PM

SPAM!!!

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:24 PM

oooh a meat-byproduct thread

How can I resist?

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:24 PM

Spam

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Spam

Blitz..

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Blitz..

Krieg...

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:27 PM

Plus everybody knows, when Jim starts a new thread, a Steed gets his wings.

Raptor1 · 04-02-09, 02:27 PM

Really? How could you post such meaningless posts?

Only I am allowed...

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:28 PM

Raptor1 · 04-02-09, 02:28 PM

...Right?

nikimcbee · 04-02-09, 02:30 PM

04-02-09, 11:27 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Truckers Tales I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads. One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening. The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime. At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!" "** me" exlaimed the other two "what the was he driving?" "I think it was a called a Lancaster." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

04-02-09, 11:51 AM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Going for max postings. Stil a humorous joke. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-02-09, 01:32 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Stop spamming, Dowly. :rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-02-09, 02:24 PM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	oooh a meat-byproduct thread How can I resist? __________________

04-02-09, 02:24 PM	#8
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Spam __________________

04-02-09, 11:29 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Stop spamming, Jim.

04-02-09, 02:19 PM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	SPAM!!!

04-02-09, 02:27 PM	#11
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Plus everybody knows, when Jim starts a new thread, a Steed gets his wings. __________________

04-02-09, 02:27 PM	#12
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Really? How could you post such meaningless posts? Only I am allowed... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

04-02-09, 02:28 PM	#13
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

04-02-09, 02:28 PM	#14
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	...Right? __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

04-02-09, 02:30 PM	#15
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________