Three Labrador Retrievers

Jimbuna · 03-13-09, 11:12 AM

Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why the hell are you here"

The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what a re they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you at the vet's office?"

"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"

"No," said the black lab, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."

Platapus · 03-13-09, 02:36 PM

I don't understand. So how was President Obama personally responsible for the conduct of these mutts?

I thought all threads in this forum were supposed to be about slamming President Obama, Democrats , or Liberals?

At least they seem to be.

/sarcasm

(pretty funny joke about the labs though)

AVGWarhawk · 03-13-09, 03:33 PM

Well, the two labs that got the Prozac had the medication paid for by the Obama healthcare plan as it was found these two labs were lower income labs.

Color of the lab did not play a roll in this decision.

No dogs were injured in the making of this post.

Jimbuna · 03-13-09, 03:49 PM

Nor were any toe clippings

Frame57 · 03-13-09, 11:55 PM

If the dogs were illegals then its free, but if they were citizens then they pay.

bookworm_020 · 03-14-09, 12:04 AM

I've never seen a joke thread turn political so fast!

Good joke by the way!

03-13-09, 11:12 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Three Labrador Retrievers Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why the hell are you here" The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what a re they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you at the vet's office?" "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?" "No," said the black lab, "I'm here to get my nails clipped." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-13-09, 02:36 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,365 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I don't understand. So how was President Obama personally responsible for the conduct of these mutts? I thought all threads in this forum were supposed to be about slamming President Obama, Democrats , or Liberals? At least they seem to be. /sarcasm (pretty funny joke about the labs though) __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-13-09, 03:33 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well, the two labs that got the Prozac had the medication paid for by the Obama healthcare plan as it was found these two labs were lower income labs. Color of the lab did not play a roll in this decision. No dogs were injured in the making of this post. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-13-09, 03:49 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nor were any toe clippings __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-13-09, 11:55 PM	#5
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	If the dogs were illegals then its free, but if they were citizens then they pay. __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

03-14-09, 12:04 AM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I've never seen a joke thread turn political so fast! Good joke by the way! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"