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View Poll Results: Unbeliever, will you convert to Islam?
Yes, your wish is my command, master. 1 3.33%
No, I'm sticking to the tax. It's IRS deductible right? 1 3.33%
No, and I'm keeping my money. You can have my head though. 0 0%
No. Stuff it. 22 73.33%
Yes! Hocus Pocus Abracadabra. I'm SOOO Muslim. Trust me. Can I go now, my pork is getting cold. 6 20.00%
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Old 09-02-06, 08:07 PM   #1
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Default Are you converting to Islam or suffering the consequences?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060902/...al_qaida_video

Gadahn awaits your reply. Remember you can always choose to pay him tax instead. I don't know, however, how to proceed exactly. How is he supposed to know somebody has converted? Do we send him an e-mail? A letter? A video? Is he expecting a massive convertion that hits the news then?

Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS!
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Old 09-02-06, 10:36 PM   #2
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Old 09-03-06, 03:33 PM   #3
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Hey, by converting I could then declare them apostates & unbelievers and do unto them as they would do unto me. As far as the other part, I live in Native American country where Islam is considered just another one of the White Man's religions.
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Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS!
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Old 09-02-06, 11:01 PM   #5
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Hmm, so either…

(a) Convert to Islam
(b) Pay him money so he can fund more terrorism.

I think I’ll vote for option C, which is to kick his arse!
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Old 09-02-06, 11:47 PM   #6
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Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!
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I went to a movie, ate some popcorn..........................I'll have an answer for them in afew days.
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Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!
There's one to the North and one to the South :p
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Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!
There's one to the North and one to the South :p
Ah, yes. Stanislaw and Wladyslaw.
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