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Old 07-10-06, 07:16 PM   #1
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Default Here's a funny story from the real life

It occur when I was in the swedish navy. I was based in Karlskrona.

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Micke and Anders was two of my friends and they became bitter enemy after Anders toke Mickes girlfriend.

I was commanding a taxiboat the last 5 month of my duty. This day I was ordered to sail to an island and pick up some folks, Micke included. When we had return to the base, I callad on the radio, for the bridge to be open. Micke heard that it was Anders in other end.

He asked me to slow down a little, because he had an idea.

As I slowly reached the bridge and saw Anders walking towards the controls

A part of the bridge began to turn away from me, so I could sail through the two column. As i was side by side with the open part of the bridge. I looked back and saw Micke standing there with his pants down.

I asked what he was up to

I gonna moon Anders, I'll show him that he's a real *******.

Offcourse the rest of us got a good laugh, when he said that.

I was cruising slowly, about 3 knots, it toke me about 2-3 minutes to come around where Anders could se my boat, and offcourse Mickes butt.

Something happened between the second I saw Anders walk down the stairs to the controls and when I was through the bridge and had started to turned to the starboard. Because when I looked to my right I saw....

...Not my friend Anders, but an admiral.

I turn quickly around and yelled at Micke to get his ass down, but he was determined to moon Anders.

Here my second boatsman(we were always two) also yelled to Micke

-It's not Anders who's standing there, it's the admiral

-Yea yea was Micke's respond

Well I don't know how long it toke, but after a while, he jumped down and turned around, to watch the facial expression on Anders face. Well it was not Anders who was standing there, and staring back on Micke

I tell you this. Mickes expression was indescribable. I would give everything to get his thoughts.

I hope you can read and understand What I just wrote. It's a memory that will always be on my mind, to the day I die and so wil Micke's expression.

Markus

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Old 07-10-06, 09:15 PM   #2
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:rotfl: So what did the admiral have to say?
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Old 07-11-06, 07:43 AM   #3
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:rotfl: So what did the admiral have to say?
Well not so much. As we were making the boat ready for the next crew, I saw the admiral called upon Micke and he went over to him. I have never been told what he said to Micke. Red He was in his face as, he talked to the admiral.

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Old 07-11-06, 07:46 AM   #4
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Evasive moonouvers.
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Evasive moonouvers.
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Great story, Markus!
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