Wrong Way Schultz

Manock · 04-08-06, 05:24 PM

I was up doing the Fueher's work between Britain, & Ireland in my personally named Type IIa; and it was getting to be a long day. Harrassed constantly by bomb dropping Hurricanes who fortunately for me apparently couldnt hit a target if it was draped over a couch, and wiggling.

One of Britain's new Destroyers was within sight, and prowling around trying to contact me, and invite me to one of the King's war time resorts for German submariners,

WHEN out of a clear blue sky came a lone Ju-87 Stuka sending a 500 kg bomb expressed mailed right down on the destroyer's center deck.

I realized this must be the much loved, and infamous Wrong Way
Schultz who managed to once again lose his 109 escorts, wander his way past the Spitfire screen ending up over sea when he really should have been dive bombing radar installations on the British east coast, saving submariners like me from real pickles of problems. It was rumored Wrong Way shucked his gunner, & replaced him with a gas tank since no one could figure out how he managed to end up so far from home.

I dont care how he does it, Thanks Wrong Way.

I thank you, and so does my girl who actually is draped over my couch wiggling while I finish this report.

Your Pal
Manock

Salvadoreno · 04-08-06, 06:04 PM

hha thats awesome. What MODS?

Manock · 04-08-06, 06:23 PM

: ) You saw through that one. I was really making fun of Ubisoft for creating an impossible situation. At least as far as I know. It was December 1941, and I dont think I ever read of a Stuka base in Ireland. Unless French Ubisoft is chiding Ireland for not joining the war effort then.

Thats just it. No mods installed. Straight game. Except for the vulnerability coloring books but dont think that counts.

Where in Alaska are you at? Im writing from Auke Bay Harbor in Juneau, Alaska. Im a live aboard, & its a beautiful day here sitting in the sun on board a 28ft. Coronado sailboat.

A house boat? Sir, I am offended. The Coronado is the sports car of the sail boat class. Made it up Gastineau Channel, and around the horn on wind power alone. Can handle capricious fjords, as well as deep deep oceans.
A house boat indeed. We didnt build an empire by baring our buttocks riding into battle did we Bertie? Certainly not you spoiled California dweller.

Salvadoreno · 04-08-06, 06:56 PM

OH lol damn yes i did read thru that. Nevermind.

Nah i just went to do a commercial fishing job up there. Summertime a couple years ago. Wasnt what i expected. Hell. lol. I live in CA. Houseboat eh? Niceeee

04-08-06, 05:24 PM	#1
Manock Bosun Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 68 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wrong Way Schultz I was up doing the Fueher's work between Britain, & Ireland in my personally named Type IIa; and it was getting to be a long day. Harrassed constantly by bomb dropping Hurricanes who fortunately for me apparently couldnt hit a target if it was draped over a couch, and wiggling. One of Britain's new Destroyers was within sight, and prowling around trying to contact me, and invite me to one of the King's war time resorts for German submariners, WHEN out of a clear blue sky came a lone Ju-87 Stuka sending a 500 kg bomb expressed mailed right down on the destroyer's center deck. I realized this must be the much loved, and infamous Wrong Way Schultz who managed to once again lose his 109 escorts, wander his way past the Spitfire screen ending up over sea when he really should have been dive bombing radar installations on the British east coast, saving submariners like me from real pickles of problems. It was rumored Wrong Way shucked his gunner, & replaced him with a gas tank since no one could figure out how he managed to end up so far from home. I dont care how he does it, Thanks Wrong Way. I thank you, and so does my girl who actually is draped over my couch wiggling while I finish this report. Your Pal Manock

04-08-06, 06:04 PM	#2
Salvadoreno Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 887 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	hha thats awesome. What MODS? __________________

04-08-06, 06:23 PM	#3
Manock Bosun Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 68 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Saw Through This One : ) You saw through that one. I was really making fun of Ubisoft for creating an impossible situation. At least as far as I know. It was December 1941, and I dont think I ever read of a Stuka base in Ireland. Unless French Ubisoft is chiding Ireland for not joining the war effort then. Thats just it. No mods installed. Straight game. Except for the vulnerability coloring books but dont think that counts. Where in Alaska are you at? Im writing from Auke Bay Harbor in Juneau, Alaska. Im a live aboard, & its a beautiful day here sitting in the sun on board a 28ft. Coronado sailboat. A house boat? Sir, I am offended. The Coronado is the sports car of the sail boat class. Made it up Gastineau Channel, and around the horn on wind power alone. Can handle capricious fjords, as well as deep deep oceans. A house boat indeed. We didnt build an empire by baring our buttocks riding into battle did we Bertie? Certainly not you spoiled California dweller.

04-08-06, 06:56 PM	#4
Salvadoreno Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 887 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	OH lol damn yes i did read thru that. Nevermind. Nah i just went to do a commercial fishing job up there. Summertime a couple years ago. Wasnt what i expected. Hell. lol. I live in CA. Houseboat eh? Niceeee __________________