sorry guys

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 11:39 AM

sorry guys i just cant do it i cant controll the seawolf im no good ive been doing it for 2 days (practiced a bit yesterday)

i just cant get the hang of it and cant see or understand it all its just to computerised and too complicated so im going back to the akula

sorry i just cant handle this submarine

Dr.Sid · 09-01-05, 11:47 AM

Shame on you ! You have GIVEN UP !!! Captain should NEVER do that. :rotfl:

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 11:48 AM

i have never given up on my russian subs but americans are just to much for me

Bellman · 09-01-05, 02:25 PM

SVAK........+a little practise + patience = manual sonar in SW which will open you eyes.
You will 'see' much further get more accurate ranging than possible with the 'limited' Ak sonar setup.

We shoot deserters.

PS. Allegorical references to eyes = ears/hearing for the nitpickers.

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 02:47 PM

hey im not deserting i was never part of the USN in the first place cant shoot some one who aint there

Bellman · 09-01-05, 03:09 PM

You haf disembarked from the Seawolf laden with documents of a highly secret nature and you haf 'deseted' your
new SW shipmates. So for these crimes you will be summarily executed and Monsieur Guillotine has been summoned.

For compassionate reasons only the Navy has assigned me to welfare duties upon your decease.
Perhaps you will send the telephone number of your little blonde so that the appropriate arrangements can be made.

Have you a preference for flowers, no expense will be spared - dandelions are so nice at this time of year.

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 03:14 PM

lol bellman i dont plan on dyeing but when i do please allow me to choose when and where

the german bloke in command from the eagles have landed

TLAM Strike · 09-01-05, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitain

hey im not deserting i was never part of the USN in the first place cant shoot some one who aint there

LOL then we will shoot you as a spy!

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 04:51 PM

darn cant get me on one thing you guys find me on another

Bellman · 09-01-05, 05:03 PM

Cach 22.

Bellman · 09-01-05, 05:04 PM

Catch 22 !!

Syxx_Killer · 09-01-05, 05:35 PM

"XO, make ready tube number 1!" :rotfl:

elcid · 09-01-05, 06:35 PM

Well, while Kapitain was out testing the Seawolf, I hopped into his Akula and took it out for a spin. But I didn't find any purple sheep. He must have taken them with him.

so no, still no evidence of the Russian navy doing genetic tests on farm animals

Kapitan · 09-01-05, 06:54 PM

ah but here is the catch they dont come from russia they come from chernobyl

SquidB · 09-01-05, 08:37 PM

Kapitain, get your arse on MP without further ado...

09-01-05, 11:39 AM	#1
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	sorry guys sorry guys i just cant do it i cant controll the seawolf im no good ive been doing it for 2 days (practiced a bit yesterday) i just cant get the hang of it and cant see or understand it all its just to computerised and too complicated so im going back to the akula sorry i just cant handle this submarine __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 11:48 AM	#3
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	i have never given up on my russian subs but americans are just to much for me __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 02:25 PM	#4
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	SVAK........+a little practise + patience = manual sonar in SW which will open you eyes. You will 'see' much further get more accurate ranging than possible with the 'limited' Ak sonar setup. We shoot deserters. PS. Allegorical references to eyes = ears/hearing for the nitpickers. __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

09-01-05, 02:47 PM	#5
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	hey im not deserting i was never part of the USN in the first place cant shoot some one who aint there __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 03:09 PM	#6
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	You haf disembarked from the Seawolf laden with documents of a highly secret nature and you haf 'deseted' your new SW shipmates. So for these crimes you will be summarily executed and Monsieur Guillotine has been summoned. For compassionate reasons only the Navy has assigned me to welfare duties upon your decease. Perhaps you will send the telephone number of your little blonde so that the appropriate arrangements can be made. Have you a preference for flowers, no expense will be spared - dandelions are so nice at this time of year. __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

09-01-05, 11:47 AM	#2
Dr.Sid The Old Man Join Date: May 2005 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Shame on you ! You have GIVEN UP !!! Captain should NEVER do that. :rotfl:

09-01-05, 03:14 PM	#7
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	lol bellman i dont plan on dyeing but when i do please allow me to choose when and where the german bloke in command from the eagles have landed __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 04:51 PM	#9
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	darn cant get me on one thing you guys find me on another __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 05:03 PM	#10
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	Cach 22. __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

09-01-05, 05:04 PM	#11
Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	Catch 22 !! __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

09-01-05, 05:35 PM	#12
Syxx_Killer Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 2,387 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	"XO, make ready tube number 1!" :rotfl:

09-01-05, 06:35 PM	#13
elcid Watch Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 29 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well, while Kapitain was out testing the Seawolf, I hopped into his Akula and took it out for a spin. But I didn't find any purple sheep. He must have taken them with him. so no, still no evidence of the Russian navy doing genetic tests on farm animals

09-01-05, 06:54 PM	#14
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	ah but here is the catch they dont come from russia they come from chernobyl __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

09-01-05, 08:37 PM	#15
SquidB Officer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lytham UK Posts: 244 Downloads: 169 Uploads: 0	Kapitain, get your arse on MP without further ado...