Why worry about monkeypox when you can get...

Eichhörnchen · 06-24-22, 04:55 AM

... super-gonorrhoea

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Catfish · 06-24-22, 05:34 AM

Or a cable fire in a pacemaker..

Skybird · 06-24-22, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Or a cable fire in a pacemaker..

So sometimes I want to cut open your brain to see how you're made in there.

Eichhörnchen · 06-24-22, 06:54 AM

Weighing up the likely chances of catching both something nasty AND fleas, he'd probably been better off romancing a monkey - he'd have just got the fleas

Moonlight · 06-24-22, 09:28 AM

It'll be in the UK soon as this government lets all sorts of infestation invade this island.

I'm also happy to announce that there have been no casualties amongst the squirrels in Fookhall Copse this last two year government Covid purge either.
The local badgers have had their fair share of encounters with the governments dastardly hitmen though, only 3 dead the last time they came, at least the hitmen died with their boots on this time, those punji stick booby traps the badgers use are bleeding deadly.

Eichhörnchen · 06-24-22, 04:07 PM

Re Bovine TB it's the rats, I tell you. They are naturally incontinent and have the run of the farm animals' accommodation and feeding areas. Nobody talks about the rats because they'd be impossible to eliminate. Badgers are an easy target

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,399 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Weighing up the likely chances of catching both something nasty AND fleas, he'd probably been better off romancing a monkey - he'd have just got the fleas __________________

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Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,519 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	It'll be in the UK soon as this government lets all sorts of infestation invade this island. I'm also happy to announce that there have been no casualties amongst the squirrels in Fookhall Copse this last two year government Covid purge either. The local badgers have had their fair share of encounters with the governments dastardly hitmen though, only 3 dead the last time they came, at least the hitmen died with their boots on this time, those punji stick booby traps the badgers use are bleeding deadly. __________________

06-24-22, 04:07 PM	#6
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,399 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Re Bovine TB it's the rats, I tell you. They are naturally incontinent and have the run of the farm animals' accommodation and feeding areas. Nobody talks about the rats because they'd be impossible to eliminate. Badgers are an easy target __________________