My new Toilet

Platapus · 03-22-22, 04:50 PM

I finally decided to replace the crappy builder's (non)quality toilet in our main bathroom. Ours really was bad.

Naturally, The Frau wanted something modern and fancy. Why not? So I ordered one.

Equally naturally, this was made in China because... everything is made in China these days.

So the directions are in Chinese transliterated into English and you know that's gonna be fun!

One of the first warnings was

"Do not install this product in damp places such as bathrooms"

I guess I am supposed to install this toilet in the living room??

Another warning

"Do not use this product when you are out of your mind". I will keep that under advisement.

Finally

"Pull out the [power] plug when it thunders" This especially concerns me as often when I use the toilet there is thunder.

But in any case, the new throne works better than I imagined. Glad I got it.

Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app.

Catfish · 03-22-22, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

[...] Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app.

It does. Any action taken on this throne will be made public on facebook

Buddahaid · 03-22-22, 05:19 PM

UV sanitizer?

Aktungbby · 03-22-22, 11:21 PM

a posterior spritzer to save on TP?

Jimbuna · 03-23-22, 07:10 AM

Me thinks someone is talking a load of crap

Reece · 03-24-22, 05:43 AM

yeh!! just wait till the s**t hits the fan!!

Jimbuna · 03-24-22, 09:34 AM

There are two reasons you shouldn't drink from the toilet.
Number one and number two!

Platapus · 03-24-22, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Me thinks someone is talking a load of crap

I am flushing with embarrassment at your comment.

03-22-22, 04:50 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	My new Toilet I finally decided to replace the crappy builder's (non)quality toilet in our main bathroom. Ours really was bad. Naturally, The Frau wanted something modern and fancy. Why not? So I ordered one. Equally naturally, this was made in China because... everything is made in China these days. So the directions are in Chinese transliterated into English and you know that's gonna be fun! One of the first warnings was "Do not install this product in damp places such as bathrooms" I guess I am supposed to install this toilet in the living room?? Another warning "Do not use this product when you are out of your mind". I will keep that under advisement. Finally "Pull out the [power] plug when it thunders" This especially concerns me as often when I use the toilet there is thunder. But in any case, the new throne works better than I imagined. Glad I got it. Honestly, I am surprised that it does not come with an Iphone app. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-22-22, 05:19 PM	#3
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	UV sanitizer? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

03-22-22, 11:21 PM	#4
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,003 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	a posterior spritzer to save on TP? __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

03-23-22, 07:10 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me thinks someone is talking a load of crap __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-24-22, 05:43 AM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,704 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	yeh!! just wait till the st hits the fan!! __________________ Sub captains go down with their ship!**

03-24-22, 09:34 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are two reasons you shouldn't drink from the toilet. Number one and number two! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!