NK, lands first man on the Sun

mapuc · 06-29-15, 01:20 PM

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...l-news-agency/

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“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-29-15, 01:58 PM

Slightly tanned no doubt.

Oberon · 06-29-15, 01:59 PM

STEED · 06-29-15, 02:02 PM

WOW HOLD THE PRESSES!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS!

mapuc · 06-29-15, 02:24 PM

Have you noticed the time !? He left early in the morning and are scheduled to return in the evening.

Man, they have also developed some kind of really high speed rockets.

(I guess Mr Goebbel is rotating in his grave for not being that good at propaganda)

Markus

ikalugin · 06-29-15, 02:28 PM

The big lie principle.

Sailor Steve · 06-29-15, 02:28 PM

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It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

How come we never thought of that?

STEED · 06-29-15, 02:36 PM

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It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

How come we never thought of that?

Because you already noticed its dark up there in space so no need to worry about daytime saving rates.

HW3 · 06-29-15, 02:36 PM

Hum...an 18 hour mission yet the news of it took almost a year and a half to reach us. Date on the article under the headline is January 21 2014.

(Waterford Whispers News is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website published by Waterford Whispers News.)

vienna · 06-29-15, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

That explains that long, loud, continuous screaming sound I heard coming from the skies...

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	WOW HOLD THE PRESSES! THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Have you noticed the time !? He left early in the morning and are scheduled to return in the evening. Man, they have also developed some kind of really high speed rockets. (I guess Mr Goebbel is rotating in his grave for not being that good at propaganda) Markus