Little Kim is missing

Rockstar · 10-04-14, 06:27 PM

Who we gonna make fun of now?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/04/world/...html?hpt=hp_t1

Quote:

Kim Jong Un has been conspicuously absent even from important state events, and Pyongyang officials have said Kim is "suffering from discomfort." The last times he was seen publicly, he had gained weight and developed a limp.

Oberon · 10-04-14, 06:41 PM

Gout IMHO.

10-04-14, 07:39 PM

Looks like tubby needs to cut back on the Cognac and Foiegras then if he's got gout!,poor man how will he ever be able to continue to work tirelessly for the people without his few small luxuries....

Aktungbby · 10-04-14, 08:02 PM

I wondered how they blow ballast on this ol' Romeo sub!

mapuc · 10-04-14, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar

Who we gonna make fun of now?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/04/world/...html?hpt=hp_t1

Do not despair, he will return and if a new leader should arise, he will surely do something that gives us the possibility to make fun of that.

Markus

Jimbuna · 10-05-14, 05:46 AM

Skybird · 10-05-14, 06:13 AM

The timing - Kim's longer lasting disappearance and that snap visit in the south now - got me wondering whether he really is in control. Could be that he is a strawman only. A stubborn rumour says that since he assassinated his uncle, military elites refused to follow him like they followed his father. He seemed to have struggled to get the loyalty of these elites from all beginning on.

Rumours that are by exile Korean activists - who may run their own agenda, so take all that with a grain of salt.

Catfish · 10-05-14, 03:18 PM

"missing".
Who'd be missing him ?

August · 10-05-14, 03:29 PM

Sounds to me like Kim went overboard when he took power and shook up the ruling elite so now he's either been bumped off or has been otherwise defanged.

Jimbuna · 10-06-14, 06:07 AM

Man in the iron mask anyone?

Tango589 · 10-06-14, 06:15 AM

The weight of his excess lard has finally caused both his ankles to give out:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/kim-jon...h-ankl#2mgy9d7

Aktungbby · 10-06-14, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

"missing".
Who'd be missing him ?

ARE YOU KIDDING? Fat Boy's demise will be the social event of the year!

Dread Knot · 10-13-14, 06:06 PM

Looks like roundboy has re-surfaced.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29608096

Aktungbby · 10-13-14, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dread Knot

Looks like roundboy has re-surfaced.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29608096

OH LOOK the presidential limo in the background; Matches the rear apartments too!

10-04-14, 08:02 PM	#4
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,158 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I wondered how they blow ballast on this ol' Romeo sub! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

10-05-14, 05:46 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-05-14, 06:13 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,818 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The timing - Kim's longer lasting disappearance and that snap visit in the south now - got me wondering whether he really is in control. Could be that he is a strawman only. A stubborn rumour says that since he assassinated his uncle, military elites refused to follow him like they followed his father. He seemed to have struggled to get the loyalty of these elites from all beginning on. Rumours that are by exile Korean activists - who may run their own agenda, so take all that with a grain of salt. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-05-14, 03:29 PM	#9
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,257 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds to me like Kim went overboard when he took power and shook up the ruling elite so now he's either been bumped off or has been otherwise defanged. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

10-06-14, 06:07 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Man in the iron mask anyone? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-04-14, 06:41 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Gout IMHO.

10-04-14, 07:39 PM	#3
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Looks like tubby needs to cut back on the Cognac and Foiegras then if he's got gout!,poor man how will he ever be able to continue to work tirelessly for the people without his few small luxuries....

10-05-14, 03:18 PM	#8
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,822 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"missing". Who'd be missing him ?

10-06-14, 06:15 AM	#11
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,378 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	The weight of his excess lard has finally caused both his ankles to give out: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/kim-jon...h-ankl#2mgy9d7 __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-13-14, 06:06 PM	#13
Dread Knot Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,288 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Looks like roundboy has re-surfaced. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29608096