How to earn money with your home computer

Platapus · 05-01-14, 07:58 PM

Want to earn some extra cash? Got a home computer with a printer? You need to talk to Salem Kureshi.

Salem Kureshi lives in Pakistan. Using his home computer, he has founded 44 separate unaccredited universities such as Belford University. At Belford, you can earn your PhD in 15 days (which is probably how long it will take for your check to clear). No tests, no dissertation. Costs about $2,000. Don't want a PhD, no problem. Bachelors, Masters, even high school degrees are within your grasp.

Now who would be stupid enough to send some guy money for an unaccredited degree in 15 days?

It is reported that Salem Kureshi earns $70,000,000 per year. 70 million dollars. Seventy. Million. Dollars.

That's about 35,000 satisfied customers per year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belford_University

http://www.belforduniversityonline.com/

I have to respect this guy. 30 years old and knocking down $70 mill per year with just a computer, a printer, and some websites.

Yikes

Aktungbby · 05-01-14, 08:04 PM

IT'S JUST PERPhDIOUS!!

Jimbuna · 05-02-14, 04:40 AM

I once knew someone who purchased a PhD (I think that's what it was) online but the fool went for a job with a highly reputable employer who conducted stringent background checks.

Needless to say his job application failed and he was out of pocket for a tidy sum but never would say how much for.

Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins

Platapus · 05-02-14, 06:32 AM

I only found out about this because The Frau was reviewing a resume from some guy applying for a job at her company.

Unfortunately, there are probably too many companies that won't bother to even google the University. Normally, at The Frau's company it is HR that does the background research. But this guy even had a shady name for his Bachelor's degree. That was enough to spark her interest and she used The Googles.

I think she is going to pass on this person.

The guy may be a good guy and may be good at his job. But if you are going to buy a degree, it does raise questions about your judgement.

Dude, at least try University of Phoenix. At least they are accredited.

swamprat69er · 05-02-14, 06:41 AM

I guess my BS won't fly then.

Wolferz · 05-02-14, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

It will if you buy it some wings.

Or a PhD in aeronautics from an accredited online university. Just send a certified check to...
The Bovine Scatterings school of flight engineering.
Leave the amount line blank.
Just fold a paper airplane out of the sheepskin.

Jimbuna · 05-02-14, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

Not too sure...BS always baffles Science.

Aktungbby · 05-02-14, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins

Easy there SIRE! I've been a well educated 'traffic warden' from time to time; The course in logic and Abnormal psychology were actually useful one night on a TV shoot security gig that turned into a private Aerosmith concert with 1000 tour busses and a 500' cruise boat: totalling 18,000 inebriated fans. Their security was lousy, so my boss 'graciously loaned me out' to man their main gate and take charge of all the busses going in one direction only and returning for the pickups too: chaos choreography!; all in a two hour period. It didn't hurt that I'd done 'yard king' duty at a truck company either. Kind of a welding of all the little imputs to achieve a successful result: Beachmaster on D-Day-wise...decisions on-the-spot...I now contract to the company I got 'loaned out' to.

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

It will if ya start haulin' live cattle...then it (B.S.) stands for BOVINE SCATOLOGY!

05-01-14, 07:58 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	How to earn money with your home computer Want to earn some extra cash? Got a home computer with a printer? You need to talk to Salem Kureshi. Salem Kureshi lives in Pakistan. Using his home computer, he has founded 44 separate unaccredited universities such as Belford University. At Belford, you can earn your PhD in 15 days (which is probably how long it will take for your check to clear). No tests, no dissertation. Costs about $2,000. Don't want a PhD, no problem. Bachelors, Masters, even high school degrees are within your grasp. Now who would be stupid enough to send some guy money for an unaccredited degree in 15 days? It is reported that Salem Kureshi earns $70,000,000 per year. 70 million dollars. Seventy. Million. Dollars. That's about 35,000 satisfied customers per year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belford_University http://www.belforduniversityonline.com/ I have to respect this guy. 30 years old and knocking down $70 mill per year with just a computer, a printer, and some websites. Yikes __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-01-14, 08:04 PM	#2
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,031 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	IT'S JUST PERPhDIOUS!! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-02-14, 04:40 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I once knew someone who purchased a PhD (I think that's what it was) online but the fool went for a job with a highly reputable employer who conducted stringent background checks. Needless to say his job application failed and he was out of pocket for a tidy sum but never would say how much for. Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-02-14, 06:32 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I only found out about this because The Frau was reviewing a resume from some guy applying for a job at her company. Unfortunately, there are probably too many companies that won't bother to even google the University. Normally, at The Frau's company it is HR that does the background research. But this guy even had a shady name for his Bachelor's degree. That was enough to spark her interest and she used The Googles. I think she is going to pass on this person. The guy may be a good guy and may be good at his job. But if you are going to buy a degree, it does raise questions about your judgement. Dude, at least try University of Phoenix. At least they are accredited. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-02-14, 06:41 AM	#5
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I guess my BS won't fly then. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.