I'm in the money

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 06:38 AM

Looks like things are looking up at the beginning of my retirement...this arrived in my junk folder today

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YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
East Acton London W3 7DS
England,United Kingdom
Internal Audit, Monitoring,
Consulting and Investigations Division

From: Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz

Hello Unpaid Beneficiary

This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from London,after series of complains from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe,Oceania, Antarctica,South America and the United States of America respectively,against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.I have meet with President GoodLuck of Nigeria who claimed that he has been trying his best to make sure you receive your fund in your account.

Right now,as directed by our secretary general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon,We are working in collaborations with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect the payment of your unpaid fund of $15.5M approved by both the British/United States government and the UN into your account without any delay.

Sincerely,you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr.Ray Cleams and others from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz.
General for Internal Oversight

TarJak · 02-23-14, 06:48 AM

Did you change your name by deed poll?

Can we call you Ben for short?

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 06:55 AM

If that email were genuine I couldn't care one jot what anyone called me

Rhodes · 02-23-14, 07:03 AM

Antarctica security agency

, sounds legit to me!

vanjast · 02-23-14, 07:16 AM

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

Wolferz · 02-23-14, 08:10 AM

Are you a big Phish, Jim?

guntherprien · 02-23-14, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vanjast

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

TarJak · 02-25-14, 01:02 AM

Thanks. It won't be there for long

STEED · 02-25-14, 05:23 AM

I'm in hiding from the FBI..email said I was wanted for a number of paper crimes what ever!

I get a ton of british banks guff.

02-25-14, 06:00 AM

Jimbuna · 02-25-14, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Thanks. It won't be there for long

I live on the Tyne, not the Thames

TarJak · 04-16-14, 03:25 PM

Necro thread. Why?

banryu79 · 04-17-14, 05:09 AM

- I've sent your money to you. It should arrive ASAP. Goodluck! -
Mr. Goodluck

Mr Quatro · 04-17-14, 12:37 PM

Test this dude Jim ... if Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz is so sincere in his efforts to increase your wealth ...

simply ask him to host the next subsim meet in Nigeria providing airfare, hotel accommodations, food, beer, party favors and female hostesses that know how to pole dance.

Then we can all enjoy your new found wealth together

Jimbuna · 04-17-14, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Test this dude Jim ... if Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz is so sincere in his efforts to increase your wealth ...

simply ask him to host the next subsim meet in Nigeria providing airfare, hotel accommodations, food, beer, party favors and female hostesses that know how to pole dance.

Then we can all enjoy your new found wealth together

LOL rgr that matey

02-23-14, 06:55 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If that email were genuine I couldn't care one jot what anyone called me __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-23-14, 07:03 AM	#4
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,520 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Antarctica security agency , sounds legit to me! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

02-23-14, 08:10 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Are you a big Phish, Jim? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-25-14, 05:23 AM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I'm in hiding from the FBI..email said I was wanted for a number of paper crimes what ever! I get a ton of british banks guff. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-23-14, 06:48 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Did you change your name by deed poll? Can we call you Ben for short?

02-23-14, 07:16 AM	#5
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

02-25-14, 01:02 AM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Thanks. It won't be there for long

02-25-14, 06:00 AM	#10
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:

04-16-14, 03:25 PM	#12
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Necro thread. Why?

04-17-14, 05:09 AM	#13
banryu79 Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Italy Posts: 554 Downloads: 82 Uploads: 2	- I've sent your money to you. It should arrive ASAP. Goodluck! - Mr. Goodluck

04-17-14, 12:37 PM	#14
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Test this dude Jim ... if Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz is so sincere in his efforts to increase your wealth ... simply ask him to host the next subsim meet in Nigeria providing airfare, hotel accommodations, food, beer, party favors and female hostesses that know how to pole dance. Then we can all enjoy your new found wealth together