Don't go swimning in Jersey

Mr Quatro · 09-25-13, 05:31 PM

Anybody here from New Jersey?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/2...w-jersey-lake/

Retiree catches notorious ‘testicle-eating’ fish in New Jersey lake

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A retired bus driver caught a notorious testicle-eating fish native to the Amazon River while fishing in a New Jersey lake.
Tom Boylan, 77, he caught the 10-inch Pacu fish, which has large teeth with dulled points that resemble human teeth, while angling at a lake in Passaic’s Third Ward Veterans Memorial Park.

The fisherman took the strange catch to a nearby pet supply store to ask what it might be.

The store’s manager said he called the pacu fish “tank busters” because they grow so large – up 3 feet long and about 44 pounds.
The fish can live for up to 20 years, as well.

They’re less fierce than piranhas, but pacu fish were slapped with the reputation for biting the genitals of male humans in a joking comment by a Danish fish expert after the species was found swimming there.

August · 09-25-13, 06:42 PM

I try to avoid places like New Jersey whenever possible.

GoldenRivet · 09-25-13, 06:52 PM

I'll add it to my list... Lets see

1. Don't go to...
2. Don't breathe the air in...
3. Don't drink the water in...
4. Don't pump your own gas in...
5. Don't sleep with a woman from...
6. Don't have manners in...
7. Don't turn left in...
8. ah, here it is, already had it listed as number 8... don't swim in...

i could go on but i dont have all week for this.

Stealhead · 09-25-13, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

I'll add it to my list... Lets see

1. Don't go to...
2. Don't breathe the air in...
3. Don't drink the water in...
4. Don't pump your own gas in...
5. Don't sleep with a woman from...
6. Don't have manners in...
7. Don't turn left in...
8. ah, here it is, already had it listed as number 8... don't swim in...

i could go on but i dont have all week for this.

One more to add...

9.Do not type you might break your fingers.

GoldenRivet · 09-25-13, 07:09 PM

Ayyyyyy fuggitaboudit ovahear eh?

nikimcbee · 09-25-13, 07:25 PM

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5. Don't sleep with a woman from...

Whaaat? You don't fancy a roll in the hay with Snooki?

09-25-13, 06:42 PM	#2
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,206 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I try to avoid places like New Jersey whenever possible. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

09-25-13, 06:52 PM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	I'll add it to my list... Lets see 1. Don't go to... 2. Don't breathe the air in... 3. Don't drink the water in... 4. Don't pump your own gas in... 5. Don't sleep with a woman from... 6. Don't have manners in... 7. Don't turn left in... 8. ah, here it is, already had it listed as number 8... don't swim in... i could go on but i dont have all week for this. __________________

09-25-13, 07:09 PM	#5
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Ayyyyyy fuggitaboudit ovahear eh? __________________