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Old 02-29-12, 02:46 PM   #1
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What is the latest document classified by the DoD?

The plans for the new rail gun?
nope

The source code for the JSF?
nope

The Qur'an?
WTF???

Yep unless your a Muslim you better have a good reason for requesting one... officially... in writing.



"They will be kept in a secure location..."
Did they take the cypto safe off a Trident Submarine for this? Are there armed guards?

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Old 02-29-12, 02:50 PM   #2
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Proper treatment for a dangerous book. It's sad but that is what it is.
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Old 02-29-12, 05:32 PM   #3
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Reminds me somewhat of the movie "The Book of Eli"
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Old 02-29-12, 05:55 PM   #4
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But what about the online editions?
What if the evil, imperialist forces of the Great Satan read it in the world wide web?
I demand that the DoD protects the book from dirty looks and restricts the acces to all websites that mention the word *****.
To prevent typing anything offensive I further demand to remove the 5 keys in question from all keyboards which are used by the forces.

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Old 02-29-12, 06:43 PM   #5
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But what about the online editions?
What if the evil, imperialist forces of the Great Satan read it in the world wide web?
I demand that the DoD protects the book from dirty looks and restricts the acces to all websites that mention the word *****.
To prevent typing anything offensive I further demand to remove the 5 keys in question from all keyboards which are used by the forces.

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Ya mean same as your great-great-granpa Neville did with Mein Führer? Ya know kissing the-thing-that-shall-not-be-named...
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Old 02-29-12, 07:11 PM   #6
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Its not "classified". Its simply restricted from being diseminated through the US military chain of supply.

Nothing stops a servicemember in the US from going out and buying one. Nothing stops them from then burning what is then their personal property, provided they do not violate any local/state/federal burning laws.....

This memorandum only applies to those in theatre where the good light bird Albertson has such authority over Chaplains and religious documentation command.

Just saying.....
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