Why I don't trust Batman

CCIP · 11-02-11, 04:07 PM

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...lloween-110211

"Police help Batman with flat tire on halloween"

Man, 9/11 operators must have a tough job on halloween. And every other day, really, but getting calls about Batman stuck on a freeway must be confusing...

frau kaleun · 11-02-11, 04:14 PM

Sort of reminds me of a story my sensei told about one Halloween where he and some friends went to a party. They were all in costume and it was out of town so they had to do some driving on the highway to get there, on the way there (or back, can't remember) they stopped for gas or to use a restroom or something. He was dressed as Superman, full costume with the tights and the cape and the whole bit. So for whatever reason he gets out and goes around the corner of the gas station to enter the little convenience mart or look for the bathroom or whatever, he walks around the corner and there are a bunch of cops in the middle of arresting several dudes for what looked like an attempted drug deal.

So sensei just stops in his tracks at the sight of this, at which point one of the cops looks up, sees him standing there, and says, "Thanks for coming, Superman, but we got this."

STEED · 11-02-11, 04:19 PM

I don't trust Batman as he is a wimp wearing the cup protector.

Jimbuna · 11-02-11, 04:17 PM

Much better IMHO

vienna · 11-02-11, 04:20 PM

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So sensei just stops in his tracks at the sight of this, at which point one of the cops looks up, sees him standing there, and says, "Thanks for coming, Superman, but we got this."

Did he then silently nod at the cops with a wry smile and fly up, up and away?...

frau kaleun · 11-02-11, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Did he then silently nod at the cops with a wry smile and fly up, up and away?...

I don't know, he probably just gave them a thumbs up and went about his business.

JU_88 · 11-02-11, 04:51 PM

Well what do you expect, hes a grown man who dresses up as bat and throws boomerangs at people. Hes obviously got some social problems.

nikimcbee · 11-02-11, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Much better IMHO

You beat me to it!

But I was gunna say it was another Buna and Mcbee caper.

Jimbuna · 11-03-11, 06:59 AM

Never trust a man that wears tights...especially in full view of the public

Sailor Steve · 11-03-11, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Never trust a man that wears tights...especially in full view of the public

I dare you to say that to Superman's face.

Jimbuna · 11-03-11, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I dare you to say that to Superman's face.

I am Superman

11-02-11, 04:07 PM	#1
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Why I don't trust Batman http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...lloween-110211 "Police help Batman with flat tire on halloween" Man, 9/11 operators must have a tough job on halloween. And every other day, really, but getting calls about Batman stuck on a freeway must be confusing... __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

11-02-11, 04:19 PM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I don't trust Batman as he is a wimp wearing the cup protector. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-02-11, 04:17 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Much better IMHO __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-03-11, 06:59 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never trust a man that wears tights...especially in full view of the public __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-02-11, 04:14 PM	#2
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Sort of reminds me of a story my sensei told about one Halloween where he and some friends went to a party. They were all in costume and it was out of town so they had to do some driving on the highway to get there, on the way there (or back, can't remember) they stopped for gas or to use a restroom or something. He was dressed as Superman, full costume with the tights and the cape and the whole bit. So for whatever reason he gets out and goes around the corner of the gas station to enter the little convenience mart or look for the bathroom or whatever, he walks around the corner and there are a bunch of cops in the middle of arresting several dudes for what looked like an attempted drug deal. So sensei just stops in his tracks at the sight of this, at which point one of the cops looks up, sees him standing there, and says, "Thanks for coming, Superman, but we got this."

11-02-11, 04:51 PM	#7
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,813 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Well what do you expect, hes a grown man who dresses up as bat and throws boomerangs at people. Hes obviously got some social problems.