no more weird porn from Japan

the_tyrant · 06-13-11, 04:01 PM

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TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jap...-porn-th,2657/

Lord_magerius · 06-13-11, 04:24 PM

Aaah the onion, good stuff.

Rhodes · 06-13-11, 04:28 PM

"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Silly Onion, we have stomach for many more...

Bakkels · 06-13-11, 04:34 PM

Reminds me of an exchange project from my school I took part in twelve years ago. Our class would spend one week in a hotel in Kyoto, and one week we would all live with Japanese families.
Well the hotel we stayed in was by no means the Four Seasons or the Plaza, but it was a decent enough place in the center of town. However you wouldn't believe what kind of 'comic books' were lying around in the lobby (!). Some of the filthiest material I've ever seen. And I'm no prude, I've seen my share of pornographic material, but this was just unbelievable. And lying there in the hotel lobby. Very weird....

Anyway, aside from that the trip was incredible, and living with that Japanese family for a week was a great experience. But I'll never forget those 'comics'

UnderseaLcpl · 06-13-11, 04:42 PM

Personally, I think Japan's obsession with weird porn stems from the traumatic experience in Nanking where it raped thousands of Chinese women and then immediately killed them when asked "is it in yet?".

MH · 06-13-11, 04:44 PM

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no more wierd porn from Japan

wierd

Howard313 · 06-13-11, 05:31 PM

Well, there went my evening entertainment....

Jimbuna · 06-13-11, 06:07 PM

Ah well, back to the cartoon channel I guess.

06-13-11, 04:24 PM	#2
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Aaah the onion, good stuff. __________________

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,517 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function." Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha Silly Onion, we have stomach for many more... __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

06-13-11, 04:34 PM	#4
Bakkels Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Posts: 709 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 6	Reminds me of an exchange project from my school I took part in twelve years ago. Our class would spend one week in a hotel in Kyoto, and one week we would all live with Japanese families. Well the hotel we stayed in was by no means the Four Seasons or the Plaza, but it was a decent enough place in the center of town. However you wouldn't believe what kind of 'comic books' were lying around in the lobby (!). Some of the filthiest material I've ever seen. And I'm no prude, I've seen my share of pornographic material, but this was just unbelievable. And lying there in the hotel lobby. Very weird.... Anyway, aside from that the trip was incredible, and living with that Japanese family for a week was a great experience. But I'll never forget those 'comics' __________________ My sh3 skins : http://www.gamefront.com/files/user/Bakkels Or go to the sh3 downloads section > skins

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Personally, I think Japan's obsession with weird porn stems from the traumatic experience in Nanking where it raped thousands of Chinese women and then immediately killed them when asked "is it in yet?". __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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Howard313 Engineer Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: America Posts: 211 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	Well, there went my evening entertainment.... __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ah well, back to the cartoon channel I guess. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!