The Chinese army shovel

Betonov · 03-05-11, 02:09 PM

Forget about the swiss army knife, this is the chineese army shovel

It digs, it entranches,
Slices and dices and burries your wife
Does everything except make you coffee

TLAM Strike · 03-05-11, 02:14 PM

Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!"

Schroeder · 03-05-11, 02:28 PM

We've already had this a couple of months ago.

Betonov · 03-05-11, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

We've already had this a couple of months ago.

The shovel or the thread ??

If it's the shovel, how much do you want for it??

Oberon · 03-05-11, 03:31 PM

The thread alas...but that shovel is badass, and I really do want one.

jumpy · 03-05-11, 04:15 PM

If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool.

GoldenRivet · 03-06-11, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!"

No, they still do that... its just that you can do a better job of digging now before conducting a 250 thousand man frontal charge against Japanese Pill Boxes.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	The Chinese army shovel Forget about the swiss army knife, this is the chineese army shovel It digs, it entranches, Slices and dices and burries your wife Does everything except make you coffee Last edited by Onkel Neal; 03-06-11 at 02:11 AM. Reason: language

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!" __________________ Last edited by TLAM Strike; 03-05-11 at 03:28 PM.

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Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	We've already had this a couple of months ago. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that. On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The thread alas...but that shovel is badass, and I really do want one.