Please Go Away!

flatsixes · 03-01-11, 09:38 AM

Spring cleaning.

Would the following annoying persons please report to Departure Gate 15.
Your rocket to Pluto is ready for boarding.

Bernie Ecclestone
Charlie Sheen
Muammar el-Qaddafi
Danica Patrick
Lady Gaga
Frank Black
Sarah and Bristol Palin
Roger Clemens
Snooki

Plenty of seats left, folks.

Gerald · 03-01-11, 09:41 AM

And more names to add to your list,

AVGWarhawk · 03-01-11, 09:52 AM

Lindsey Lohan...she needs a ticket to ride as well.

Dread Knot · 03-01-11, 09:59 AM

I'm fairly certain Charlie Sheen is already on Pluto and is still working his way further out.

frau kaleun · 03-01-11, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dread Knot

I'm fairly certain Charlie Sheen is already on Pluto and is still working his way further out.

You are incorrect, sir, as I have recently been informed that Charlie is in fact a rock star from Mars.

Feuer Frei! · 03-01-11, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

You are incorrect, sir, as I have recently been informed that Charlie is in fact a rock star from Mars.

That's very clever
'Men are from Mars, Women are from venus'

And to be honest, i really can't think of anyone that i can take aim at at the moment.
I think it's because i don't watch TV shows, or movies with actors i can't stand (guess that's why i don't watch 'em), and don't read any claptrap mags...
Will have to have a think about this more carefully.

Weiss Pinguin · 03-01-11, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

You are incorrect, sir, as I have recently been informed that Charlie is in fact a rock star from Mars.

WRONG! Rock stars from Mars have a conspicuous lack of Adonis DNA. He is clearly from Mount Olympus.

nikimcbee · 03-01-11, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Lindsey Lohan...she needs a ticket to ride as well.

I don't see why she makes the news.

Gerald · 03-01-11, 10:13 AM

AVGWarhawk · 03-01-11, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I don't see why she makes the news.

I think people like to see stars implode. It sells in the tabloids and other media. I keeps the paparazzi busy. But yeah, she can go as long as she does not steal a part from the ship taking them to Pluto. We do not want any mishapes.

ReallyDedPoet · 03-01-11, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I think people like to see stars implode. It sells in the tabloids and other media. I keeps the paparazzi busy.

Yeah it gives the Einstein's of TMZ something to do

AdeptCharge · 03-01-11, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by flatsixes

Your rocket to Pluto

Plenty of seats left, folks.

Fascinating

03-01-11, 09:38 AM	#1
flatsixes Weps Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 362 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Please Go Away! Spring cleaning. Would the following annoying persons please report to Departure Gate 15. Your rocket to Pluto is ready for boarding. Bernie Ecclestone Charlie Sheen Muammar el-Qaddafi Danica Patrick Lady Gaga Frank Black Sarah and Bristol Palin Roger Clemens Snooki Plenty of seats left, folks.

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	And more names to add to your list, __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Lindsey Lohan...she needs a ticket to ride as well. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	__________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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Dread Knot Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,288 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I'm fairly certain Charlie Sheen is already on Pluto and is still working his way further out.