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Old 02-04-11, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default Farting to be banned!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

How the heck can they enforce this if they ban farting?

Farting is a way of life.
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Old 02-04-11, 06:12 PM   #2
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The Bottom Inspectors are on their way to your place STEED!
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Old 02-04-11, 06:16 PM   #3
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Old 02-04-11, 06:20 PM   #4
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I'm not going to Malawi then!

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Old 02-04-11, 06:29 PM   #5
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This is a brilliant idea. Nothing like a ban on farting to give a landlocked, impoverished, sub-saharan hellhole an air of respectability. Even better, the idea is practical; It's hard to get gas when you have nothing to eat.
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How the heck can they enforce this if they ban farting?
A cork, STEED...A cork.
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Old 02-04-11, 07:00 PM   #7
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I don't know which is stupider farmers being taxed for their cows farting (fart tax) or banning humans from farting.
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Old 02-04-11, 07:23 PM   #8
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High velocity projectiles have been known to cause injury...

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That could hurt someone!
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That could hurt someone!
Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.
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Old 02-04-11, 07:37 PM   #10
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Aye, it's all great fun until someone loses and eye.

Aye... a toot for a toot, an eye for an eye. *snurk*


It's an eyesore, really.
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That could hurt someone!
Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it?
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Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it?
A whole new take on the meaning of "BOHICA".
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Old 02-04-11, 08:26 PM   #15
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Well, the Malawi army has needed new weapons lately, hasn't it?
I'm sure TLAM will be along in a moment or two to tell us what their current stock is, and future procurement plans
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