A fairy tale... for men

GoldenRivet · 09-21-10, 12:45 AM

Once upon a time, in a momentary lack of clarity, a prince asked a beautiful princess; "will you marry me?" the princess rejected the request.

so, the prince took to riding motorcycles, flying airplanes, staying up late, fishing and hunting and playing golf and poker, drinking fine spirits and beers and smoking fine cigars.

He dated many women of various ages and shapes and sizes on and off and he scratched his balls & wore the same underwear for 2 or 3 days sometimes and farted loudly whenever he wanted without regret or fear of reprimand. He had tons of money and did whatever the hell he wanted with his toilet seat...

and so, the prince lived happily ever after.

The End

Castout · 09-21-10, 01:31 AM

It needs couple hundreds of pages more if you want to make a book out of it.

Will be substantially shorter if you intend to make it a movie.

Lots of action! and lack of script.

kiwi_2005 · 09-21-10, 04:45 AM

Diopos · 09-21-10, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castout

It needs couple hundreds of pages more if you want to make a book out of it.

Will be substantially shorter if you intend to make it a movie.

Lots of action! and lack of script.

No! It is an extended haiku! In the condensed form, the "fart" part would suffice.

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Weiss Pinguin · 09-21-10, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castout

Lots of action! and lack of script.

I know just the guy to direct it:

Herr-Berbunch · 09-21-10, 10:09 AM

That's all it is, a fairy tale. In real life the dame grabs on to the man and holds him hostage for the rest of his life slowly sucking

all the money

and fun

TarJak · 09-22-10, 05:07 AM

I'd like to meet this bloke and find out his secret.

09-21-10, 12:45 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	A fairy tale... for men Once upon a time, in a momentary lack of clarity, a prince asked a beautiful princess; "will you marry me?" the princess rejected the request. so, the prince took to riding motorcycles, flying airplanes, staying up late, fishing and hunting and playing golf and poker, drinking fine spirits and beers and smoking fine cigars. He dated many women of various ages and shapes and sizes on and off and he scratched his balls & wore the same underwear for 2 or 3 days sometimes and farted loudly whenever he wanted without regret or fear of reprimand. He had tons of money and did whatever the hell he wanted with his toilet seat... and so, the prince lived happily ever after. The End __________________

09-21-10, 01:31 AM	#2
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	It needs couple hundreds of pages more if you want to make a book out of it. Will be substantially shorter if you intend to make it a movie. Lots of action! and lack of script. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	__________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-21-10, 10:09 AM	#6
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	That's all it is, a fairy tale. In real life the dame grabs on to the man and holds him hostage for the rest of his life slowly sucking all the money and fun __________________

09-22-10, 05:07 AM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I'd like to meet this bloke and find out his secret.