Beer contains female hormones!

Biggles · 07-28-10, 07:04 PM

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

(Saw this on another site, thought it was somewhat funny, and instantly thought of the countless beer-related threads that I've seen here

(Oh and no offense is meant towards any women of any kind.

Lord_magerius · 07-28-10, 07:21 PM

The old ones are the best

kiwi_2005 · 07-28-10, 07:37 PM

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TarJak · 07-28-10, 08:03 PM

The study failed to mention that long term use caused beer boobs as well:

Lord_magerius · 07-28-10, 08:31 PM

Jubblies!

frau kaleun · 07-28-10, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

I'm very disappointed in you, TarJak.

You know darn well that Reece only agreed to pose for those "art shots" because you promised him they'd be for your private use only. And this is how you repay his trust? For shame.

07-28-10, 10:09 PM

And people wonder why I prefer Rum?

TarJak · 07-29-10, 12:03 AM

'Sokay, Reece sent me a PM giving permission for full publication as long as I didn't credit him for the shots.

nikimcbee · 07-29-10, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

The study failed to mention that long term use caused beer boobs as well:

[insert dowly boob joke here]

Dowly · 07-29-10, 03:23 AM

That's just distasteful.

TLAM Strike · 07-28-10, 09:36 PM

Not only that but cigarettes contain cow piss...

... not a joke...

This thread has officially ruined all you fun...

Sailor Steve · 07-28-10, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Not only that but cigarettes contain cow piss...

... not a joke...

This thread has officially ruined all you fun...

I believe it. Consumer Reports rates soup brands by the amount of insect parts per a given weight.

TLAM Strike · 07-29-10, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I believe it. Consumer Reports rates soup brands by the amount of insect parts per a given weight.

I would not be surprised if they did chocolate bars next.

But for Cigs, "Urea" is used as flavoring...

AVGWarhawk · 07-29-10, 09:56 AM

antikristuseke · 07-29-10, 09:57 AM

Whats with the tranny next to the nerd?

07-28-10, 07:04 PM	#1
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Beer contains female hormones! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:- 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!! Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! (Saw this on another site, thought it was somewhat funny, and instantly thought of the countless beer-related threads that I've seen here (Oh and no offense is meant towards any women of any kind. __________________

07-28-10, 07:21 PM	#2
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	The old ones are the best __________________

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	... __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-28-10, 08:31 PM	#5
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Jubblies! __________________

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Not only that but cigarettes contain cow piss... ... not a joke... This thread has officially ruined all you fun... __________________

07-28-10, 08:03 PM	#4
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	The study failed to mention that long term use caused beer boobs as well:

07-28-10, 10:09 PM	#7
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	And people wonder why I prefer Rum?

07-29-10, 12:03 AM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	'Sokay, Reece sent me a PM giving permission for full publication as long as I didn't credit him for the shots.

07-29-10, 03:23 AM	#10
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	That's just distasteful.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,265 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Whats with the tranny next to the nerd?