What i did on July 4th 2010...

GoldenRivet · 07-05-10, 08:07 AM

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My wife and i went to the in laws house where the family reunion on her side was being held. Linked up with some of our very own soldiers and played some games on the wii, card games, had a bunch of beers.

Then we headed out to a local park where all the baseball and soccer (football) fields were opened up to the general public for setting up chairs, blankets etc.

There we tossed the pigskin until it got dark. i wondered at 5am why my arm hurt... then it dawned on me; 31 year old playing quarterback for a bunch of 12 - 20 year olds. Though im a defense man myself, i understand the passing game well... and i must say its amazing the pass rush a group of 13 year olds bring

After dark we settled in for the massive fireworks show put on partly by the city. Lasted about 45 minutes. Then we sort of all headed our separate ways.

lots of fun.

AVGWarhawk · 07-05-10, 08:40 AM

Crabs and beer at my house. Oh and beer.

GoldenRivet · 07-05-10, 09:00 AM

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Crabs and beer at my house. Oh and beer.

very nice. blue crab? king crab? body crab?

Sailor Steve · 07-05-10, 09:23 AM

Didn't do much of anything. Posted here, watched A More Perfect Union, a TV movie about the creation of the Constitution (don't have any about the Declaration), ate pizza and played SH.

GoldenRivet · 07-05-10, 09:26 AM

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Didn't do much of anything.... Posted here... ate pizza and played SH.

So...

what i usually call monday then?

AVGWarhawk · 07-06-10, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

very nice. blue crab? king crab? body crab?

Yes....

Blue crab. Got a bushel and 2 cases of beer.

Jimbuna · 07-05-10, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Crabs and beer at my house. Oh and beer.

What den of iniquity are you living in that gives visitors and guests crabs?

krashkart · 07-05-10, 10:17 AM

I came home from work and caught up with an old friend. We had too much rain here for fireworks.

07-05-10, 10:30 AM

Lets see...

I urinated blood with large clots about 25 times yesterday (felt like I was pissing razorblades) and screamed in sheer agony all while being doped up on hydrocodone 10-650 and UTA capsules. Had a kidney stone last Monday and tried to pass it but it was pronged and it got stuck in my urinary tract (HURT LIKE A __FILL IN THE BLANK__!!!!). It was only 3mm but to a guy it might as well been a football coated in spines!

Eventually, I had to have surgery which went well but it left a stint with a very irritating string hanging out of my manhood (it's sort of cool because it comes out when I pee and then goes back in about a minute later) to be pulled out by the doctor sometime tomorrow.

In a way, I'm horrified since they won't knock me out when they pull this thing out, but it's so uncomfortable to have it in, I'm just about on the verge of pulling it out myself. So yeah, it's been an eventful 4th I'd say. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I haven't had to go back to work for over a week.

Jimbuna · 07-05-10, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by thorn69

Lets see...

I urinated blood with large clots about 25 times yesterday (felt like I was pissing razorblades) and screamed in sheer agony all while being doped up on hydrocodone 10-650 and UTA capsules. Had a kidney stone last Monday and tried to pass it but it was pronged and it got stuck in my urinary tract (HURT LIKE A __FILL IN THE BLANK__!!!!). It was only 3mm but to a guy it might as well been a football coated in spines!

Eventually, I had to have surgery which went well but it left a stint with a very irritating string hanging out of my manhood (it's sort of cool because it comes out when I pee and then goes back in about a minute later) to be pulled out by the doctor sometime tomorrow.

In a way, I'm horrified since they won't knock me out when they pull this thing out, but it's so uncomfortable to have it in, I'm just about on the verge of pulling it out myself. So yeah, it's been an eventful 4th I'd say. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I haven't had to go back to work for over a week.

Good luck with that

Had me cross-eyed just reading it

GoldenRivet · 07-05-10, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by thorn69

Lets see...

I urinated blood with large clots about 25 times yesterday (felt like I was pissing razorblades) and screamed in sheer agony all while being doped up on hydrocodone 10-650 and UTA capsules. Had a kidney stone last Monday and tried to pass it but it was pronged and it got stuck in my urinary tract (HURT LIKE A __FILL IN THE BLANK__!!!!). It was only 3mm but to a guy it might as well been a football coated in spines!

Eventually, I had to have surgery which went well but it left a stint with a very irritating string hanging out of my manhood (it's sort of cool because it comes out when I pee and then goes back in about a minute later) to be pulled out by the doctor sometime tomorrow.

In a way, I'm horrified since they won't knock me out when they pull this thing out, but it's so uncomfortable to have it in, I'm just about on the verge of pulling it out myself. So yeah, it's been an eventful 4th I'd say. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I haven't had to go back to work for over a week.

i dont know what else to say except what first comes to mind... and that is:

Jesus

H.

Christ

AVGWarhawk · 07-06-10, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

What den of iniquity are you living in that gives visitors and guests crabs?

I call it home.

nikimcbee · 07-06-10, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Crabs and beer at my house. Oh and beer.

Sounds fun

The only crab is dungeness crab though.

AVGWarhawk · 07-06-10, 12:51 PM

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Sounds fun

The only crab is dungeness crab though.

I like all kinds of crabs really. In fact, seafood in general I like a lot.

Jimbuna · 07-06-10, 02:45 PM

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I like all kinds of crabs really. In fact, seafood in general I like a lot.

Me too...especially fish fingers

07-05-10, 08:07 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	What i did on July 4th 2010... Add your story below ............................. My wife and i went to the in laws house where the family reunion on her side was being held. Linked up with some of our very own soldiers and played some games on the wii, card games, had a bunch of beers. Then we headed out to a local park where all the baseball and soccer (football) fields were opened up to the general public for setting up chairs, blankets etc. There we tossed the pigskin until it got dark. i wondered at 5am why my arm hurt... then it dawned on me; 31 year old playing quarterback for a bunch of 12 - 20 year olds. Though im a defense man myself, i understand the passing game well... and i must say its amazing the pass rush a group of 13 year olds bring After dark we settled in for the massive fireworks show put on partly by the city. Lasted about 45 minutes. Then we sort of all headed our separate ways. lots of fun. __________________

07-05-10, 08:40 AM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Crabs and beer at my house. Oh and beer. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-05-10, 09:23 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Didn't do much of anything. Posted here, watched A More Perfect Union, a TV movie about the creation of the Constitution (don't have any about the Declaration), ate pizza and played SH. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-05-10, 10:17 AM	#8
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	I came home from work and caught up with an old friend. We had too much rain here for fireworks. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

07-05-10, 10:30 AM	#9
thorn69 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Lets see... I urinated blood with large clots about 25 times yesterday (felt like I was pissing razorblades) and screamed in sheer agony all while being doped up on hydrocodone 10-650 and UTA capsules. Had a kidney stone last Monday and tried to pass it but it was pronged and it got stuck in my urinary tract (HURT LIKE A __FILL IN THE BLANK__!!!!). It was only 3mm but to a guy it might as well been a football coated in spines! Eventually, I had to have surgery which went well but it left a stint with a very irritating string hanging out of my manhood (it's sort of cool because it comes out when I pee and then goes back in about a minute later) to be pulled out by the doctor sometime tomorrow. In a way, I'm horrified since they won't knock me out when they pull this thing out, but it's so uncomfortable to have it in, I'm just about on the verge of pulling it out myself. So yeah, it's been an eventful 4th I'd say. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I haven't had to go back to work for over a week.