Reasons I Don't Like SH3

krashkart · 05-01-10, 05:32 AM

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy.

Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers.

2.) No sticky bombs!

3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection.

4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead??

5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period.

6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment!

7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now.

8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space.

10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.

Good morning, SUBSIM!

05-01-10, 05:45 AM

Ja, and the darn thing actualy makes you THINK sometimes.
Can you imagine that?

Good afternoon.

STEED · 05-01-10, 05:46 AM

Shut up!

Go throw a bucket of ice cold water over yourself.

geosub1978 · 05-01-10, 05:55 AM

Because it has created a reference point for next WW2 subims.

KL-alfman · 05-01-10, 06:17 AM

and it's already more than 5y old, i.e. it's completely outdated. isn't it?!

RConch · 05-01-10, 06:20 AM

It is so bad that I play it every day, just to show myself how bad it is.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-01-10, 10:34 AM

DRM

Where's the DRM for crying out loud?!

Kpt. Lehmann · 05-02-10, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy.

Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers.

2.) No sticky bombs!

3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection.

4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead??

5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period.

6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment!

7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now.

8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space.

10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.

Good morning, SUBSIM!

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942.

KL-alfman · 05-03-10, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942.

but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for!

krashkart · 05-03-10, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KL-alfman

but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for!

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it.

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman!

KL-alfman · 05-03-10, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it.

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman!

and what about nose, ears, back??

p.s: thx for congrats!

frau kaleun · 05-03-10, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KL-alfman

and what about nose, ears, back??

Don't forget the Brazilian wax.

05-01-10, 05:32 AM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Reasons I Don't Like SH3 SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy. Reasons I don't like SH3: 1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers. 2.) No sticky bombs! 3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection. 4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead?? 5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period. 6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment! 7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now. 8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford! 9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space. 10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it. Good morning, SUBSIM! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

05-01-10, 05:46 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Shut up! Go throw a bucket of ice cold water over yourself. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-01-10, 05:55 AM	#4
geosub1978 Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Salamis Base Posts: 567 Downloads: 229 Uploads: 0	Because it has created a reference point for next WW2 subims. __________________

05-01-10, 06:17 AM	#5
KL-alfman Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Weimar Posts: 930 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	and it's already more than 5y old, i.e. it's completely outdated. isn't it?! __________________ Life, Liberty and Property!

05-01-10, 06:20 AM	#6
RConch Captain Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: No. Virginia Posts: 619 Downloads: 518 Uploads: 0	It is so bad that I play it every day, just to show myself how bad it is. __________________ "Noch und Noch" Prowling the Nord Atlantik with GWX 3.0.

05-01-10, 05:45 AM	#2
Snestorm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Ja, and the darn thing actualy makes you THINK sometimes. Can you imagine that? Good afternoon.

05-01-10, 10:34 AM	#7
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	DRM Where's the DRM for crying out loud?! __________________