Noah's Ark found...

[SteamWake]

Well uhh consider the source of course

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...in-Turkey.html

[AVGWarhawk]

It has always been believe that the ark was in Turkey. There is a wooden structure on that mountain.

[tater]

Fun story for the credulous.

13,000ft above sea level.

That means it requires a 13,000 foot deep flood. A back of the envelope calculation shows (assuming I didn't miss a decimal) that this requires 2 BILLION cubic kilometers of water.

The total volume of sea water on Earth is ~1.37 billion km^3. So this is in addition to that. The total ice volume is usually given as around 30 MILLION km^3.

So the BS flood concept requires a doubling or trebling of Earth's water supply, which then also vanishes.

Morons.

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by tater

Fun story for the credulous.

13,000ft above sea level.

That means it requires a 13,000 foot deep flood. A back of the envelope calculation shows (assuming I didn't miss a decimal) that this requires 2 BILLION cubic kilometers of water.

The total volume of sea water on Earth is ~1.37 billion km^3. So this is in addition to that. The total ice volume is usually given as around 30 MILLION km^3.

So the BS flood concept requires a doubling or trebling of Earth's water supply, which then also vanishes.

Morons.

It was of Biblical proportions as told.

[Dowly]

They claim carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old — around the same time the ark was said to be afloat.

Religion in a nut shell right there.

Man 1: You know, carbon dating shows that Earth wasn't created at the time Bible gives.

Religious nut: *fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

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Religious nut: WOOT! We found the Noah's Ark! Carbon dating matches the time period!!

Man 2: I though you didn't trus-

Religious nut: *fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

[tater]

No, the kooks say that Carbon dating only works to 5000 years. PAst that it's giving results of "god tricking us" or something.

Idiots.

[Castout]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

It was of Biblical proportions as told.

13,000 ft when the water was already receding . . .

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by tater

Fun story for the credulous.

13,000ft above sea level.

That means it requires a 13,000 foot deep flood. A back of the envelope calculation shows (assuming I didn't miss a decimal) that this requires 2 BILLION cubic kilometers of water.

The total volume of sea water on Earth is ~1.37 billion km^3. So this is in addition to that. The total ice volume is usually given as around 30 MILLION km^3.

So the BS flood concept requires a doubling or trebling of Earth's water supply, which then also vanishes.

Morons.

It was deposited by a stream of comets that burned up in the atmosphere, then taken away by the passage of a rogue micro black hole though the planet...

[Turbografx]

Originally Posted by tater

Fun story for the credulous.

13,000ft above sea level.

That means it requires a 13,000 foot deep flood. A back of the envelope calculation shows (assuming I didn't miss a decimal) that this requires 2 BILLION cubic kilometers of water.

The total volume of sea water on Earth is ~1.37 billion km^3. So this is in addition to that. The total ice volume is usually given as around 30 MILLION km^3.

So the BS flood concept requires a doubling or trebling of Earth's water supply, which then also vanishes.

Morons.

God did it.

Same way he put physics on hold to stop a wooden craft of the size required to house so many animals from breaking apart.

[tater]

True, that was not really addressed here.

Here's some more simple concepts these morons will overlook:

1. 2 of each type is not a viable number of animals

2. Getting even 2 of each type first requires traveling in the boat to every corner of the earth to pick them up BEFORE the magical flood. Given that we're still discovering new species, this is funny (how many decades does the bible say Noah went around picking up animals BEFORE the 40 days of rain?

3. 40 days and night of rain? Lesse, 13k feet, times 12, divided by 40, divided by 24 hours... 162.5 inches of rain PER HOUR. 2.7 inches of rain PER MINUTE. How did they BREATHE?

ROFLMAO.

[Freiwillige]

The bible, Best storybook ever written.

[Safe-Keeper]

Noah's Ark found...

What, another one? The 25 claimed to have been found already didn't do it for them? Are they expanding the myth to be about Noah's Armada, or what's going on here?