Drunk man tries to revive roadkill

kiwi_2005 · 03-26-10, 10:33 PM

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US police have charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.
State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.
The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3515...evive-roadkill

capthelm · 03-26-10, 11:25 PM

amazing what a recession can do to people.

HunterICX · 03-27-10, 06:49 AM

That's something you won't see every day

HunterICX

Catfish · 03-27-10, 07:50 AM

It's this bloody healthcare thing, all Obama's fault.

Greetings,
Catfish

Jimbuna · 03-27-10, 08:07 AM

Mr Wolfe may have mistaken the animal as being a pack member

Sailor Steve · 03-27-10, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

It's this bloody healthcare thing, all Obama's fault.

Greetings,
Catfish

Don't be ridiculous. That kind of thing is covered by HBO, not BHO.

Blood_splat · 03-27-10, 01:07 PM

You MIGHT Be a Redneck If...

You tried to resuscitate a long dead opossum along a highway.

nikimcbee · 03-28-10, 05:11 PM

Don't laugh, Nat Geo did a show about eco-aussies that live off roadkill.

So before you throw another srimp on that barby, you might want to ask where the shrimp came from.

Jimbuna · 03-28-10, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Don't laugh, Nat Geo did a show about eco-aussies that live off roadkill.

So before you throw another srimp on that barby, you might want to ask where the shrimp came from.

Now....where be TarJak hiding?

Wolfehunter · 03-28-10, 08:24 PM

I wonder how many bottles it took to make that kiss look good...

Every gulp and she looks prettier.. muhahahahahaa... I can save that cute furry thingi... mouth opens... Smack-a-licious

Skybird · 03-28-10, 11:59 PM

After all it was just resuscitating he was trying. Not to imagine if he would have tried something else.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Don't laugh, Nat Geo did a show about eco-aussies that live off roadkill. So before you throw another srimp on that barby, you might want to ask where the shrimp came from. __________________

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	I wonder how many bottles it took to make that kiss look good... Every gulp and she looks prettier.. muhahahahahaa... I can save that cute furry thingi... mouth opens... Smack-a-licious __________________

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Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	You MIGHT Be a Redneck If... You tried to resuscitate a long dead opossum along a highway.

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