Whoa!

Dowly · 12-23-09, 04:24 AM

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

Reece · 12-23-09, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

Silly sausage, if you joined you get one free!!

papa_smurf · 12-23-09, 05:54 AM

Awww......poor Dowly

Torplexed · 12-23-09, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

Consider yourself lucky. I always seem to get the pimply-faced guys who stammer.

Biggles · 12-23-09, 06:37 AM

Strange, I never get these people at my door...Am I that hideous?

Shearwater · 12-23-09, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Consider yourself lucky. I always seem to get the pimply-faced guys who stammer.

There's always two guys I see here in the pedestrian zone that are always trying to talk to people in weirdly accented German. I guess they're Mormons. At first I thought they were gay fashion models.
No desire to deflower those, fwiw.

SgtPotato · 12-23-09, 03:50 PM

Jevonath's witnesses (I can't remember how it's spelled) and Scientology are the worst thing to show up at your door.

MothBalls · 12-23-09, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.

Schroeder · 12-23-09, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

It was a sign. Opportunity knocked, you missed it. Should have told them you were interested and invited them in.

Nah, Dowly has the nasty tendency to part with his stomach contents when he hears religious stuff. I don't think the ladies would have appreciated that.

Skybird · 12-23-09, 07:45 AM

I just throw them one glance from my "special opportunity" category that I usually keep hidden from the public, then they immediately jump and run away, screaming.

AVGWarhawk · 12-23-09, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

What disappointment?

Schroeder · 12-23-09, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

What disappointment?

He'll tell you when you're older.

SteamWake · 12-23-09, 10:27 AM

LOL we used to get Jehova's witnesses nearly every sunday.

Then I started answering the door in my underware and socks.

Then my wife would tell them we were 'druids'.

That put an end to it.

August · 12-23-09, 10:32 AM

I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too. After all religion always needs sinners to save.

danlisa · 12-23-09, 10:40 AM

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I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too.

Yeah, they're usually the dirtiest of the lot.

Dowly really missed a trick here, he should have said:

"Come in. May I show you the commandments of Dowly?"

Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* your best friends wife.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt ******* random women who knock on your door.
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt never ******* the same woman twice, unless HOT!
Thou shalt Drink!
Thou shalt then barf!!!

12-23-09, 04:24 AM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Whoa! My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there. "The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff. Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

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papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Awww......poor Dowly __________________

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Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Strange, I never get these people at my door...Am I that hideous? __________________

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SgtPotato Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In your ocean, sinking your ships Posts: 721 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Jevonath's witnesses (I can't remember how it's spelled) and Scientology are the worst thing to show up at your door. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,634 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I just throw them one glance from my "special opportunity" category that I usually keep hidden from the public, then they immediately jump and run away, screaming. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	LOL we used to get Jehova's witnesses nearly every sunday. Then I started answering the door in my underware and socks. Then my wife would tell them we were 'druids'. That put an end to it. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,199 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I've got news for you. Religious chicks fool around too. After all religion always needs sinners to save. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.