Swedish duck

Skybird · 11-05-09, 07:35 PM

they just have had a joke competition, and the winning joke really made me rolling:

A city slicker is hunting ducks in some rural place in Sweden. He sneaks around, then sees a flying duck, raises his rifle, aims, shoots, and hit. But the dead bird falls down at some distance, and when the hunter finally got there, he sees it fell on the property of a local farmer who already stands beside the dead bird and looks down at it. "This is my duck, I shot it, give it to me", the man from the city says. "No, it fell on my property, the duck is mine", replies the farmer. They start a verbal argument, and when realising that this leads nowehere, they decide to settle the issue by a local rite they have up there, that is kicking with their foot strongly into the other's abdomen. "Who screams the loudest, has lost", says the farmer. "Okay", says the city man. And the farmer gives him a kick with his boot right between the legs, and the poor man just makes a strange whsipering sound, sinks to the ground with rolling eyes, and with a white face lies still for 20 minutes, holding both hands at where the pain is. finally, he raises again to his shaky legs, although struggling, and whispers "And now it's my turn..."

Says the farmer, already leaving: "Bah, no. Here - take the duck."

Biggles · 11-06-09, 11:02 AM

Hah! That one was pretty good!

But I can't recall we have such a rite up here

SteamWake · 11-06-09, 11:30 AM

Huh last time I heard that one it was a texas duck

oh and the kick was to the groin.

I think the late Jack Benny told it on Johnny Carson's show.

Not original material.

Dowly · 11-06-09, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Not original material.

See? Swedes are bunch of gits.

SteamWake · 11-06-09, 11:34 AM

My bad it was Buddy Hacket

SS107.9MHz · 11-06-09, 11:41 AM

That joke is older than me! probably they picked that upafter some vacation in Portugal! :P

11-05-09, 07:35 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Swedish duck they just have had a joke competition, and the winning joke really made me rolling: A city slicker is hunting ducks in some rural place in Sweden. He sneaks around, then sees a flying duck, raises his rifle, aims, shoots, and hit. But the dead bird falls down at some distance, and when the hunter finally got there, he sees it fell on the property of a local farmer who already stands beside the dead bird and looks down at it. "This is my duck, I shot it, give it to me", the man from the city says. "No, it fell on my property, the duck is mine", replies the farmer. They start a verbal argument, and when realising that this leads nowehere, they decide to settle the issue by a local rite they have up there, that is kicking with their foot strongly into the other's abdomen. "Who screams the loudest, has lost", says the farmer. "Okay", says the city man. And the farmer gives him a kick with his boot right between the legs, and the poor man just makes a strange whsipering sound, sinks to the ground with rolling eyes, and with a white face lies still for 20 minutes, holding both hands at where the pain is. finally, he raises again to his shaky legs, although struggling, and whispers "And now it's my turn..." Says the farmer, already leaving: "Bah, no. Here - take the duck." __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 11-05-09 at 07:51 PM.

11-06-09, 11:02 AM	#2
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hah! That one was pretty good! But I can't recall we have such a rite up here __________________

11-06-09, 11:30 AM	#3
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Huh last time I heard that one it was a texas duck oh and the kick was to the groin. I think the late Jack Benny told it on Johnny Carson's show. Not original material. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

11-06-09, 11:34 AM	#5
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	My bad it was Buddy Hacket __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

11-06-09, 11:41 AM	#6
SS107.9MHz Lieutenant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lat.40º12'82"N, Long.8º85'48"W, Portugal Posts: 256 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That joke is older than me! probably they picked that upafter some vacation in Portugal! :P __________________ Rádio Universidade de Coimbra 107.9 FM, 26 Years Of Free Radio, http://www.ruc.pt/