Too sick to attend work!!

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 10:30 AM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

You got nice house’

SteamWake · 08-05-09, 10:44 AM

Old joke... retread

AVGWarhawk · 08-05-09, 12:23 PM

Still...kind of funny.

My favorite.

I got an eye problem and I do not see myself coming to work today.

nikimcbee · 08-05-09, 02:04 PM

FIREWALL · 08-05-09, 02:14 PM

Here's a small joke for ya all.

Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Here's a small joke for ya all.

Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.

Your partly right....it's no joke having to hump this big bugga around 24/7

08-05-09, 10:30 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Too sick to attend work!! Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’ Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house’ __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-05-09, 10:44 AM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Old joke... retread __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-05-09, 02:04 PM	#4
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

08-05-09, 02:14 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Here's a small joke for ya all. Next time you take a leak... Look down. Your holding the Joke. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-05-09, 12:23 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,266 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Still...kind of funny. My favorite. I got an eye problem and I do not see myself coming to work today.